✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨

Drinking calpico till I get another kidney stone.|Chaotic stupid|♈☀️♡♏🌚♡♐⬆️|Tism certified🎖|Shitposter|I identify as a threat|Ghostface and Art enthusiast.|

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

My tweets are known to get me banned sometimes so here my backup @Semendemon222

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

I keep looking for signs that youre gonna choose me. That i dont have to elt go..that you and me will be yogether..please god. Dont let him let me go..

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

honestly the thing that surprised me the most while watching backrooms was this entire row of teenage boys sitting in front of me and ofc they were talking loudly but as soon as the movie started they all locked in and sat there for 2 hours in total silence like this

[໊ @wynavira]

what substance do i have to abuse for this unbearable feeling of yearning and limerence to finally go away

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

Ryland grace core

[sera @seraphicxc]

Star embroidery on clothes

[🍃🕊️ @_littlegroves]

vintage rose lamp: victorian floral glass shade

[ten @tenfescue]

i keep saying this but the fact that he was sent on to die and never come back but managed to live out his life this way oh ryland grace u deserve everything nice forever

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative, and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[project hail claire ✩ x12! @fangrlthrulife]

WAIT IM SCREAMING😭😭😭 #projecthailmary

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

@penishorts We used to be a real country, a proper country.

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

this pic would’ve went triple platinum on tumblr

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

I cant wait to have enough money to have a perso al astorlogist. Like I know astrology but im sfill learning and i dont trust reading my transits myself cause im delusional.

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

The way I measure adulthood si the way I kinda measure dig years in a way. For example, youre 23, your a 5 year old adult. To my horror, im 13 in adult years. Im a teenage adult. I do not like this.

[mika @mikareverse]

leon kennedy:

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

Cant believe we're suffocating because of a trees cum.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

I know it sounds fake but this is what happens when you plant all male trees

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

@thamieverywhere If you the type of man that chases just looks, youre never gonna be satisfied. Your girls body is gonna change and grow older and so is yours. If you can be ok with that, be single or be a sugar daddy.

[✨️👻The Semen Demon👻✨ @CalpicHoee]

@Alex_MBP See yoi there lmao

[lucien @riddlrrpilled]

MY ROCKY SO CHOPPED BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE GOTTA DIEEEEE

[project hail sleepy ★ @sleepylovesu]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked ryland grace and he said you’re a staggering waste of carbon

[Cookiestraw @cookiestraw]

Don’t let anyone talk you out of seeing Project Hail Mary in theaters. That four times will be the best seven times of your life.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i dont wanna sound like a hopeless romantic but i fantasize a lot about buying groceries & buying home decor together with the loml