Calpnik

I'm in my साढ़ेसाती era

[Calpnik @Calpnik]

I often fart here, please take offense!

[कुशल मेहरा @kushal_mehra]

Bang your head on the wall 500 times. Then watch Instagram for 50 hours non stop.

[Raja Muneeb @RajaMuneeb]

So when is Punjab education minister and Karnataka education minister resigning?

[Calpnik @Calpnik]

@NewsAlgebraIND Typhoid theek hogya?

[कुशल मेहरा @kushal_mehra]

The Punjab Education Minister has not resigned. He will not resign. Nor does his resignation bring anything. If Pradhan was going to resign it could have been done before. What a stupid way of handling things.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Schrödinger's comrade.

He can be both an unapologetic feminist and an unapologetic misogynist at the same time.

[Amit Schandillia @Schandillia]

You think Gen Z is progressive, against sexism.
Then you hear them on Meloni.

You think Gen Z is egalitarian, for the subaltern.
Then you hear them on tea-vending.

You think Gen Z is well-read, for education.
Then you ask them what NEET is.

You think Gen Z is kind, against violence.
Then you see them around reporters.

You think Gen Z is sincere, devoted to its cause.
Then you see their protest fit checks.

You think Gen Z is united, in total solidarity.
Then you watch them handle a burger.

You think Gen Z is just, for absolute fairness.
Then you ask them about merit.

[Praffulgarg @praffulgarg97]

Resignation came when everyone started saying now he won’t resign!

[Ratan Sharda 🇮🇳 रतन शारदा @RatanSharda55]

Now that @dpradhanbjp has resigned, he has sent a precedent. It clears the way for Punjab, Kerala, Karnataka education ministers to resign. Cmon #RahulGandhi #ArvindKejriwal. Respect your own words.

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

अब मोदी जी इसे जंतर मंतर खाली होते ही अस्वीकार कर दें कि नहीं ले रहा त्यागपत्र!

वैसे, तुम्हारी कब्र UGC के समय खुद गई थी। फिर CBSE ने उसे और गहरा किया। NEET तो उस पर डाली गई मिट्टी है। कितना समझाया था IGC से NEET तक, पर आपने वराहे के सूअर छोड़े मेरे ऊपर, AI से पोस्टरबाजी की, मिला क्या?

[Calpnik @Calpnik]

@JaiSaini3008 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[Calpnik @Calpnik]

@Tushar15 I want to see his GRWM reel 😂

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Who is this bright lad brutally roasting these commie zombies?

[NDTV @ndtv]

#TheBuckStopsHere with @PadmajaJoshi | Watch the showdown between political analyst @ARanganathan72, @VijetaDahiya and youths over paper leaks, protest & politics.

[Calpnik @Calpnik]

@Wangchuk66 He has tasted the Leftist now 😂

[Tushar Gupta @Tushar15]

Congress spokespersons are now saying that the party will demand the resignations of Amit Shah and Narendra Modi. With each argument, they are shifting the goalposts. Their Wangchuk bet failed; the CJP is not their child, so it's back to the old ways.

[Calpnik @Calpnik]

@Shobhit3103 This MFs tell everyone sanghi who doesn't agree with him and win a debate. What a sore loser !

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

😂😂😂😂

[Priti Gandhi @MrsGandhi]

NEET Rank 15823 holder Aarushi Kumari makes a balanced point—“Constructive protests for students and against paper leaks deserve support. But when a genuine students' issue starts becoming politically driven, it risks overshadowing the real cause and I don't support that.”

[राज़ गोरखपुरी 🇮🇳 @raj_goraxhpuri]

5 paper leaks in punjab and not a single word by any students or politicians.
Yes now tell me this is a students moment and not a political power grab.