Cal

Bout to witness my thoughts.. how I was feeling at the time.. right or wrong...

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We smoking or are we going bed?

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Gyat damn don’t tweet for a few months open the app... couldn’t figure out how to view MY tl in order.

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Windy as fuck boy...

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@isiahimhisdad Getting under the bed is crazy. Wait we use to go to the basement in case the house blew away. 😂

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“Get off that phone before the telephone wires get hit by lightning” my grandmother back in the day.

[Lump @isiahimhisdad]

Black folks don’t play about lightning…

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I didn’t believe her till one day... I slammed that phone down so quick.

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Wendy’s has the crispiest lettuce in the world slim. That shit like biting a taco shell.

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Welp wizards... what’s one more year of trash. It’s been 45

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J’s and State Property = Friday Night

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Some of yall niggas got a work husband but that’s a story for another day.

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I know I’m old... cause the old ladies that work at Macy’s aight. Nobody works at Macy’s but 20 year olds and 50 plus. Nothing in between.

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Slim I didn’t even know time changed. I was like it’s almost 2 I need to take my ass home. By the time I got to the car is was 3:08. I was so confused.

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Her: why you so popular? You use to play basketball?

I really hate yall.

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Somewhere in the corner under clouds of marijuana... with this girl who’s hollering. I can hardly hear.

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that’s all I think about...

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Yall don’t steal her hoodies? They smell so good thou.

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Being light skin rap back as well.

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She just want to smoke and fuck... I said girl that’s all that we do. Now you talking my language now you talking my language.

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Bring the passion back!

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@LuvCrysSmith Eggs are ridiculous.

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There’s no reason why olive oil is so expensive? Is there a shortage on olives? Who eats olives?