Calum Martin Turner

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

Like we get it you’ve got a Skoda please chill

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

Petition: cars stop going VRRRR 🧏‍♂️

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

The Rothschild family can pay everyone whatever they want to ignore my messages I mainly write them just to laugh at my own jokes anyway 🙄

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

Is it just me that assumed GRWM stood for Grown Woman ???

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

My friends listening to me say stupid delusional bullshit

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

Everyone losing their minds over Lil Yachty’s new album but Fousheé’s uncredited vocals carried it ngl

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

I thought a lot of people on Insta are pretty weird & the new Notes section has now confirmed this

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

How did people cope before the invention of headphones

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

@AlbyDamned1988 @gothamhiphop Exactly i was thinking this like The Alchemist or Daringer producers most of their beats

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

When your late, just thrown on the first clothes you see, picking up all the wrong belongings & leaving the door for your day like:

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

on my way to mcdonalds likeeee

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

All I’m saying is there’s a lot of dudes on my course that have shown up with sudden mustaches as if I didn’t invent & pioneer the mustache in 1802

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

Recently I keep randomly thinking about doing those circular hand signals like mimicking a train mid conversation I dunno what that’s about

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

I just went to put the milk in the cupboard

[Hot Freestyle @HotFreestyle]

Metro Boomin says Future always records music in a dark room with sunglasses on

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

I Took WoOoOoOoOoOck

Ta Polaaaaaaaaaand

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

Tonight I was walking home & I pass a guy n girl on the street n the dude just looked at me at said ‘Oggy Oggy Oggy’ & I said ‘Oi Oi Oi’ 😎

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

I was watching a cartoon for 6 mins today before I realized it was in Danish

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

British people today

[Calum Martin Turner @CalumMartinTurn]

Gym managers hear the worst song you’ve ever heard in your life & are thinkin ‘yes let’s put this on FULL VOLUME’