Calum Townsend

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[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Sorry, ⁦@piersmorgan⁩. Unavailable.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Muppet Wiki ✪ @MuppetWiki]

The Muppets and @IJasonAlexander lampoon @agathachristie with "Murder On the Disoriented Express"

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

It still boggles my mind that a septuagenarian idiot in a diaper who couldn't even read has convinced a sizable percentage of the US population that HRC & Joe Biden were their enemies all while he was working on Putin's behalf & stealing documents for the Saudis. @GOP

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

I can't think of a country on this planet with a people less deserving of the 'right to bear arms' than the USA. We are some of the stupidest, most reckless and irresponsible trigger happy morons in the universe. And we sadly prove that point daily.@GOP

[nedward @e_townsend44]

Breaking News:
spring skiing bookings break all time record.

#AFLLionsDees
@melbournefc

[Andrew Laird @ReclaimAnglesea]

When Australia bugged Timor Lesté to gain an unfair advantage in maritime boundary negotiations we were the richest country in Asia cheating the poorest country in Asia. The individuals who authorised that should be held to account for their disgraceful conduct ⚖️ #abc730 #auspol

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

She. Is. Stunning. ❤️ This portrait is gorgeous.

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

@NickAdamsinUSA Hey Nick, they don’t actually like you. They’re only sitting on your lap because you’re stuffing dollar bills in their g-string.

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

@NickAdamsinUSA Because strong, intelligent women crush you like a burnt croissant?
Are you that intimidated?

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

@caslernoel We peek through our fingers in despair and morbid fascination- the rest of the world. 🫣

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

@caslernoel @GOP Trump is Wayne Newton in 007 Licence to Kill.

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

@danilic Nup. We’re at and beyond ‘fuck’.

[Zoe Daniel (she/her) @zdaniel]

Today I lodged a Notice of Motion calling for a judicial inquiry into Media Diversity in Australia. (Seconded by @Mon4Kooyong)

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

@e_townsend44 Not sure trolling the cats women is a good idea. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

@MikeHudema Got one at my place. The birds, lizards, and bugs love it.

[Calum Townsend @CalumTownsend1]

I’m a Geelong Cats supporter and not actually a cat. 🐈 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

[News24 Australia @News24Aust]

Sky News contributor Daisy Cousens says it is “ironic” that a lot of transgender activists “aren’t actually trans”.

https://t.co/wS1zDrgZ3B