Calvin I. Jones, Jr.

love me i'm getting old

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@horologiorum i thought i reminded you of that every night

but you're welcome < 3

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@horologiorum ;)

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@horologiorum only if it's into your arms

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@mineralbabe ...that's actually a perfect idea i

will call myself indiana man

because spider jones sounds stupid

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

you may think i'd be going as indiana jones for halloween but no

i'm going to be spiderman as i scale and climb everyone's houses

[Claire @mineralbabe]

@CalvinAndMines np u r now calvin indiana jones jr 2 me

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@mineralbabe please do, it helps with me pretending i have one!

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@mineralbabe i blame my parents for not seizing the opportunity granted to them

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@HarvestDog I HAVE ROOM ON MY LAP, COME OVER HERE

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@mineralbabe i just feel so incomplete without a middle name

like i'm livin' la vida without the loca...

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@HarvestDog ...I REGRET NOTHING

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@HarvestDog AND I'M CONFLICTED BETWEEN REGRETTING THAT AND NOT

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@HarvestDog that explains everything I'M ARGUING WITH A DOG

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@HarvestDog what is wrong with you

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@HarvestDog WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIES I'VE ONLY LIED ONCE

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

i have a confession to make

i don't actually have a middle name i just like pretending i do

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@horologiorum me neither. it was really kind of them all though, heh.

..this is real excitin'.

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@mineralbabe @horologiorum hot dog AN AMETHYST YES! this is some great stuff! these mugs and coffee will be useful, thanks again!

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@mineralbabe @horologiorum ..also what are these too

[Calvin I. Jones, Jr. @CalvinAndMines]

@mineralbabe @horologiorum hey-ey! thanks a ton, claire! and also thank YOU for bringin' on those sick jams during the ceremony!