Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer

Wrongfully disbarred

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

@EdgarJohnstone So nice had to take the picture twice

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

I’m playing chess, you’re playing checkers

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Why the fuck is there beer in my pickle #gohabsgo #NHLonTNT #Slavvvvvvv

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Take off your hat as you enter El Oso after a round like it’s the clubhouse. #letawhiteboyspeaksomeespanol

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

This was fucking disgusting and I will never buy again. Just ruined my day. I feel even worse

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

So hung my face id won’t recognize me #DayAfterSaturday #NFL

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Maturing is realizing the PGA is the Sith of the golf world. #TheOpen #Scheffler #Iran

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

@invisiblestats 🔥🔥

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

@thegodfather669 Dislike button

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Sleeping in bunk beds with the fellas for spring break. Just woke up to my good buddy @thegodfather669 pissing through the bed above me. Just leaking all over me. What the fuck! #seniorspringbreak

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Just started searching up #cameltoes on the reels. CBTM #CBTM #VAG #NoMoreMrNiceGuy

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Beers are flowing. 2’s are starting to look like 10’s. Fuck I need to finish. #StockMarket #wheresmyhug #KingOfBeers #sports

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Prosecco keg + Money Manziel highlights. Welcome to Figure Eight #WeAreNotTheSame #Trump #TikTok #NeverKillYourself

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

When everyone zigs, I will zag #shrink #MarchMadness

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

@thegodfather669 THIS IS WHY WE PLAY THE GAME!

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

Hey, where’d my beer go? #shrink #MarchMadness2025 #MIZ

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

@1Mvvoit You ain’t slick, Mitch!

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

How I Venmo my bookie each week hoping he gets caught #fuck #winmetawin #workingforfree

[Calvin “The Anomaly” Boomer @CalvinBoom3]

@thegodfather669 This could already be an ALL TIME CLASSIC!