calvin coolranch

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

sister jean mask is CDC compliant

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

mr. redistribute your girl

[Sara Pearl @skenigsberg]

lmao @CoryBooker to @BernieSanders: "Why does my girlfriend [@rosariodawson] like you more than she likes me?"

Bernie:

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

wow @Saints against pass interference but pro ass interference🤔🤔🤔????makes you think

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

i know they’re gross, but cock roach is an all time tough name. like roach is awful, and we were still like “yea throw cock in there”

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

porn stars should have signature moves

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

.@Dylan_Windler23 Who are the 5 greatest shooters on the #Cavs ? ...

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

elmer’s quick dry glue scouting this derby like 👀👀👀👀

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

.@youngthug RELEASE YOUR OLD TOWN REMIX OR ILL KILL MYSLEF @LilNasX

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

COATS

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

everybody calls her princess di, but shouldn’t it be princess dead?

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

no one likes a quilted coat quite like a white

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson the unconstitutionality is coming from.... inside the constitution?!?

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

His middle name is Eric ... Poop E. Johnson

[CFL @CFL]

DT Poop Johnson has signed with the @TorontoArgos.

#CFLFA | https://t.co/cbNo2mZiIm

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

Bill O’Brien is getting fucked right in the butt-chin ⁠#Texans

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

@JeffDLowe @arresteddev @bluthquotes https://t.co/JxcJVNfNeE

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

No caption necessary, just booked a one way ticket to Viral City with this one ... population me (Calvin CoolRanch)

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

new radicals still slaps don’t @ me

[calvin coolranch @CalvinCoolRanch]

people forget how small a dick adam had