Calvin Edie

Step one. Believe

[Calvin Edie @CalvinEdie1]

Christmas 2021 is going to be a lot quieter than we had anticipated.

[Acyn @Acyn]

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight.

“You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

[David Alter @davidalter]

Amazing scene as the mic cuts out as the Sabres crowd sings Oh Canada in the anthem singer’s place. 🇨🇦

[CurlManitoba @curlmanitoba]

Celebrate this year’s inductees at the 2026 Manitoba Curling Hall of Fame Induction Dinner presented by Wellington-Altus 🎉

🗓️ May 2, 2026
🏨 Victoria Inn
🍸 Reception — 5pm
🍽️ Dinner — 6pm

TICKET PRICES:
$115 until April 17
$125 from April 18-24
$40 Children’s Meal Ticket

[Calvin Edie @CalvinEdie1]

@WiebesWorld Phantom interference

[Kevin Rollason @KevinRollason]

Anne Bazan loved teaching students. She began teaching after high school when she was only 17 and had a teaching certificate. She was in her 50s when she decided to go back to university and get her Bachelor of Education #RIP @WinnipegNews https://t.co/TXYmz0BVAA

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

Welcome to the @NHL, Danny Zhilkin! ✈️

[Murat Ates @WPGMurat]

Thomas Milic was 20 years old when he was drafted in 2023. 150 other players' names were called before Milic got to hear his own.

Asked about his career path, he said he wouldn't be denied -- that he'd focus on charting his own path.

Now he's playing his first NHL game.

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐁𝐂 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬.

🇨🇦TORONTO — A Canadian couple has returned from a weekend trip to Texas visibly shaken after discovering that everything they believed about America — courtesy of a lifetime of CBC programming — was completely false.

“We were told it was basically Mad Max down there,” said the husband, still processing the shock of being offered free brisket by a stranger. “But everyone was… nice? Friendly? Happy? One guy even held a door for us. CBC never prepared us for this.”

The couple reported several disturbing moments, including:
•Texans openly smiling
•Zero people yelling about diversity training.
•Gas that didn’t cost more than rent.
•Locals casually saying “Yeah, we love Trump,” without collapsing into tears.

“It was traumatizing,” said the wife. “I kept waiting for the violence CBC promised. Instead, people offered us sweet tea. At one point someone even apologized to us. That’s… that’s supposed to be our thing.”

Upon returning home, the couple attempted to share their experience online but were quickly corrected by Canadians who have never been to the U.S. but “know the truth” from CBC explainer segments.

The couple now faces an existential crisis: either accept that the American South is nicer than Toronto — or admit they’ve been living inside a taxpayer-funded fear bubble.

CBC has already issued a counter-story reassuring viewers that the couple’s experience was “anomalous and unrepresentative,” adding that “Texans may appear polite because of cultural conditioning… or heatstroke.”🟥

[Jim Treliving @JTreliving]

Parents never get tired of cheering on their kids. Believe me.

[Tim Mushey @TimM799611]

🤣🤣🤣 Perfect!

[Mike McIntyre @mikemcintyrewpg]

Tonight’s “Blue Jays in 30” is going to be a 10-part mini-series.

[Tim Mushey @TimM799611]

Sooooo…. No goal then?

[Mike McIntyre @mikemcintyrewpg]

Again, this makes the call/explanation on the ice that Connor Hellebuyck put the puck into his own net after a kick even more bizarre.

[Scouting The Refs @ScoutingTheRefs]

Here's additional detail on the rule around kicked in goals. A kicking motion is no goal even if it deflects off the goaltender's stick:

[Eric Wasylenko @wasy8]

Absolutely wild to do this after you’ve clearly dived too

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

Division.
Conference.
League.

[Manitoba PC Caucus @MBPCcaucus]

With years of PC investments into Manitoba’s competitive advantage, today Julijette Inc. opened their state-of-the-art film studio campus in Niverville! 🎬

Over the past 5 yrs, film has contributed +$800M to our economy, employing hundreds of Manitobans.

https://t.co/YdEJbHejCs

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

Yeah.

If you’re Canadian you need to watch this.

(Full credit to Average Joes and and Jeff Douglas)

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[The United States Conference of Mayors @usmayors]

USCM passed an emergency resolution today urging the Trump administration to protect and promote trade relations with Canada and Mexico.

Mayors stress that the pending tariffs on Canadian and Mexican goods would inflict severe economic harm on American businesses and consumers.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Never confuse Canadian kindness with weakness.

Sign to put 🇨🇦 First: https://t.co/eIy7PDua09