young man river

only here to complain with strangers about basketball 🍀 #celtics #differenthere

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

So many wild takes after the Giddey trade that will age so poorly. Chicago got a good one.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

I’m sure someone told Bobby this, not doubting him.

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Nobody has won more combined regular season and playoff games since I entered the league 10 years ago

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Resolved: Doge’s USAID cuts threaten a staggering number of avoidable deaths.

[Matt Carey @RealMattCarey]

congratulations to Giannis from going from a tapped out asset-poor team where it's cold to a tapped out asset-poor team where it's warm

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

Mitch Johnson should be fired after that holy hell

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

Joe Mazzulla is the first coach in NBA history to lose 3 series with a 90% win probability.

The Celtics 3 series losses have come within the first 4 years of his coaching tenure.

Game Breaking and Historical.

[OHoppe Burner @OHoppeBurner]

Joe Mazzulla:

2023: 1 seed loses to 8 seed
2024: win finals with best Celtics team since 1986
2025: meltdown vs Knicks
2026: meltdown 2 seed vs 7 seed

[Ron Harper @HARPER04_5]

I love basketball can someone explain to me the last 5 mins of @celtics and @76ers game? Boston down by 1 & 3 and keep shooting 3s…. Please help me.

[Jake @JakeWally]

The Mazzulla thing sucks because you sound like a doomer if you complain about him with the ring and the regular season resume but the 23, 25, and 26 playoffs are genuine nightmare stuff out of him. Idk

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

We traded for a guy who is gonna get a DNP in game 7

Addressed no needs at the deadline

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

@TA1297 & he’s had 3 shockers

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

@GwashburnGlobe I don’t know how Joe doesn’t get the lion share of blame, he genuinely made no adjustments & in 3 of the last 4 years that’s been the same recipe in a series the Celtics were favourite in

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

@AdamMKaufman He should be, he’s lost 3 series as favourite & been outcoached in all of them

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Watching the Celtics brick wide open three-after-three-after-three to end their season and, likely, this style of offense in the NBA.

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

@j_mount10 Clinically out coached, no adjustments. Does it all the time. Hes gotta go, plus Vucevic being unplayable didn’t help so that’s on Brad

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

Fire Joe Mazzula. Thanks for the championship that a super team carried you. You’ve lost 3 playoff series as favourite & never adjust from shooting 3’s.

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

Great dude and he’s hilarious but im done with Joe Mazzulla

2023: lost to inferior Heat team

2024: win title with super team

2025: lost to inferior Knicks team with same super team

2026: lost to inferior LOSER PHILLY team in the 1st round

A trend I no longer want any part of

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

@ColeyMick Joe has to go. Failed to adjust again. Never does, never will.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Can't stop thinking about how the richest guy ever is also the biggest loser of all time.

[young man river @CalvinFresh]

“Safety in numbers” - explains Musk, Brin etc advocating for him. Vile

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

It looks like there are over 30 people, in Trump’s admin, that are in the Epstein files.

Unbelievable