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Who knew that something as banal as hay fever season could lend itself to opportunity: at a drugstore in Edmonton where I was looking for allergy eye drops, I found this man instead. He was at the till, bickering with the clerk about why his Rx wasn’t covered. I interceded, handed her a hundred dollar bill to cover what he needed and ended up shooting the shit with the dude in the parking lot. His hand was gnarly swollen and stitched up, the result of his own dog biting him during an argument with his girlfriend, of whom the dog was evidently quite protective of. The guy took my pitch with the thought that this was his own perverse version of “revenge porn”. Hey, that works for me. Despite his laid back nature, there was nonetheless an undercurrent of “hierarchy” in the energy. The minute I was on my knees and slid down his pants, we both recognised it. With this guy, it was his fuckin’ monster size nuts and his spectacular body. I licked and sucked his dick a bit, tongued his balls and when I started to lick behind them, well, the next thing I know I’m licking this straight dude’s ass hole. It took him a bit to get decent wood with a gay guy blowing him, but once he found his tempo he just let it happen. Despite blowing this dense, bitter tasting load, I just kept sucking and swallowing till he was done. I licked his penis clean and thanked him.