That Asian Dude

US Army Vet | Dog Lover

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@AnthonySilv3ira @bob_m123 Update it does work on mac

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@AnthonySilv3ira @bob_m123 Will this work for mac?

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@emilyruthieg I’ll double check when I get home but I should have something like 10 NMT for you

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@Scarps24

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@Scarps24 Ok but what was happening at the Tops in Clifton Springs?

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@emilyruthieg I’m thinking of restarting my island. I can give you all my NMT before I reset if you’d like

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

Bartenders hate people

[Andrew Stolbach, MD, MPH @toxicologist12]

Dermatologists hate the sun.
Pediatricians hate trampolines.
ENTs hate Q-tips.

What is the mortal enemy of other specialties?

[Canandaigua Fire @IAFF2098]

There’s a kangaroo in the City of Canandaigua? #roc @mcfw

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@pattylauren57 The only way milk comes first is if it’s your second bowl

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@pattylauren57 Could be anything! I’m staying nice and posted up in my house haha

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

Umm.... excuse me?

[MonroeCountyFireWire @mcfw]

Security from the zoo saying animals have gotten loose. Possible Lion #Roc

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@pattylauren57 Oh I heard from a couple people saying it was true and a police scanner said they sent a full team to the zoo. Idk though

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

@laurrsyy It sadly is

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

Still upset I didn’t get the Spongebob “Whats funnier than 24” cake for my 25th birthday.

[Buffalo Fanatics @BfloFanatics]

Primetime Sports Films created an amazing @NFL rendition of the Avengers Endgame, while incorporating the @BuffaloBills #BUFFALOvsEVERYBODY #BUFvsHOU #BuffaloFanatics @gmfb @nflnetwork

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zeus. He was stolen from his home in Montana a few months ago. Last week he was found over 2,000 miles away in West Virginia. Since many airlines ban pitbulls, a relay team of 30 volunteers drove him all the way home in time for Christmas. 15/10 for everyone involved

[Bradley Gelber @BradleyGelber]

According to the NFL, this is now a facemask penalty... #Bills

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

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[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[That Asian Dude @CalvinNguyen8]

I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

how u 25 years old doing snap chat streaks

[Carlie McClinsey @CarlieMcClinsey]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for an advertiser to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “doing some A/B testing” helps