Calvin Osinga

Tweets in front of a live studio audience. Well, at least they were alive the last time I checked.

Astronomy grad student at UMD, He/Him

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@flatlinetf2 @longstreth_face I don’t think the astrophysics community is prepared for the existential threat that is my pichu

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@longstreth_face @flatlinetf2 Shhh don’t tell anyone but I’m about to pull a llod when I finish this PhD

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And with this paper finally being finished, I'm also publishing my academic website: https://t.co/uIHW8IvO7d

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

Mapping the universe is a difficult task, but simulations can help us build and test our models for future observations. My paper understanding predictions from the sim IllustrisTNG is finally out! https://t.co/hW8N8BqnOZ (w/ @BenediktDiemer @paco_astro )

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@longstreth_face I haven’t been on this app for a long time, but this thread was a good one to come back to 😂

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@lapolitigata The forbidden jelly beans 👀

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@MarkCXLV Do a Taylor expansion on your 12am thoughts and itll be easier to model

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@longstreth_face If you could bring mustard service with you tho, that’d be dope lmao

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@longstreth_face Well if you go home I’ll literally be here for another 3 years lol

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@flatlinetf2 Lol I always knew I was a low tier hero

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

artificial intelligence is taking over

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@BenediktDiemer Hmmm the papers may not be ghostwritten, but now I wonder if your wonderful and detailed comments on my drafts ARE ghostwritten

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@letters_to_mi Now show me plt.loglog()

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idk about you guys but lately my wordles been hittin' different

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This says everything you need to know about the gender gap in sciences

[when I'm back in Malmö I feel it @yungkarp]

[walking up to the No Girls Allowed Club]
"what's the password?"
[whispers] "piezoelectricity"
"okay you're in"

yet another day of successful boymoding

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@JSterlingP3 Yes and they also call tech rolls b'tech and f'tech

[Calvin Osinga @CalvinOsinga]

@yungkarp yo yoU sHOuLd SeE mooNFALl it hAs gReAT PlAnEtARy ScIenCe

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@RocknRocknrolli Do people actually practice dash dancing

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@yungkarp They think bitcoin is going to the moon but actually they just be stimulating the collisions to make moons

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