Calvin 'n Hobbes

Funky fresh fellows

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Now might be a good time to remind @realDonaldTrump and his lackeys who wrote that speech that his beloved CARES Act funded the massive nationwide mail-in election of 2020. I was the only person in Congress to stand up to oppose it.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Everytime I've ever talked to a Israeli about why we support them its generally on the lines of

"Because we are in the middle east fighting terrorist so you dont have to"

What the fuck does that even mean? Ill take our 8 trillion+ dollars back spent in the middle east any day.

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

bermuda triangle

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

THIS IS SATANIC ✡️🇮🇱

An Israeli soldier throws a stun grenade into a car carrying a Palestinian family, trapping them inside to absorb the blast.

Reports confirm one of the children inside is now permanently blinded for life.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

The 71 sewer-tunneling Jewish schoolgirls did NOT enter the tunnels through the stormwater drainage culvert at Nyack National Park.

MillaNews from IG put boots on the ground and showed how this would be impossible.

[Benjamin 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @BProudPatriot]

A 17-year-old girl is stabbed in the throat in broad daylight today.

THIS IS ENGLAND.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

DEPORT THEM ALL.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Amity @amitylee13]

Ron Paul was right.

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

I’ve just seen the Henry Nowak body cam. It’s as bad as you’d expect.

I simply cannot get over the patronising, snide copper who tells Henry “I don’t think you have mate” as he takes his final breaths.

Police, witnesses, the killer, loitering around as he dies on the floor.

[AssCat @theasscat]

Massie needs to go on the floor tomorrow and read the Epstein names.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Now that the polls are closed it should be noted that no one from the daily wire supported Massie

Matt Walsh and Michael Knowles will pretend to be different from Shapiro but when it matters most they will always toe the company line

They are all foreign assets

Just the truth.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

I am more pissed off about Massie losing than I expected. The one freakin guy.

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

We had a good run. This country is toast

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Massie: $5.5M raised. Average donor gave $100. His opposition: $32 million. Three billionaires, Secretary Hegseth on the ground, four presidential attacks in one day, all to silence the guy fighting for the Epstein files. Trump calls elections rigged. Look in the mirror. Go Massie.

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

U.S. GOVERNMENT CANCER DATA JUST DROPPED

Overall cancers in those under 50 JUMPED 6.4% from 2021 to 2023 during mass mRNA uptake.

BRAIN TUMORS: +19.5%
COLON/RECTAL CANCER: +19.4%
SMALL INTESTINE CANCER: +15.5%
OVARIAN CANCER: +12.8%
STOMACH CANCER: +7.3%
BREAST CANCER: +3.6%

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

An Israeli television show for children depicts a woman in a skimpy bikini CRUCIFYING a monkey for believing in Jesus while laughing…

[Calvin 'n Hobbes @CalvinOwen]

@HumanHarrison 100%

[karma @karma44921039]

Chemtrail pilots film each other - do they even think that they're harming their own families?

And how they've laughed at us, insulted us, denounced us, bullied us, etc. for years for raising awareness about chemtrails... No, there's no such thing as chemtrails...

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

US Israel relations in 10 seconds: