Calvin “Cock”morton

blonde women connoisseur, mexican beer enthusiast, former top 3 laziest pledge

[Calvin “Cock”morton @CalvinThrBurner]

#releasethevrabesteinfiles

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Powerful: Patriots HC Mike Vrabel wore a blue “Stand Up to Jewish Hate” pin during his coach of the year acceptance speech.

Vrabel has long supported the Jewish community.

[Calvin “Cock”morton @CalvinThrBurner]

@antbarbour92 Forgot the pac nigga

[Mack Bukepro @MBukepro]

World Cup OVAAAAA!!!!

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Can we get a proof of life from him?

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Always knew maxx Clark was a homo

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Little off the mark here

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Poor geno they could never make me hate you

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Scrolling through my old tweets looks like I was correct

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Blaney drives circles around the Mexican

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@ChadFeldheimer3 First night postgrad drinking at home and not going out cheers to good banter Chad. I peeped your letterbox, truly spectacular taste. I haven’t watched Walter mitty but I might tonight

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@ChadFeldheimer3 Agreed, if I had to take an ocean animal I’d lean more toward a bluefin tuna over shark, despite the obvious gap in predatory ability

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@ChadFeldheimer3 Ocean is 70% of the earth I feel like something has to crack top 3

[Calvin “Cock”morton @CalvinThrBurner]

Any questions?

PG: Busch light
SG: tecate
SF:Bud
PF: Voodoo Ranger
C: Modelo Negra

6th man:Modelo
Bench: Kona big wave
Kona Longboard
Pacifico
Space dust
Salty crew
Rainier
Alaskan amber

[Calvin “Cock”morton @CalvinThrBurner]

@ChadFeldheimer3 Tiger 2 lion 3 wouldn’t be crazy. To go the other direction shark would clear elephant also

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Rape this fag

[Calvin “Cock”morton @CalvinThrBurner]

@WitheredJohnson Anything less than 1k is no motion

[Inaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer @SwooshMcDuck]

Watching America discover what it’s like to be an Oregon Duck fan

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Any Vegas burners out there want to be friends?

[Pope Millar @lebrongoat420]

He circumnavigated

with one ship

the entire planet.

[Calvin “Cock”morton @CalvinThrBurner]

I feel like I’m going schizo someone do something

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@MrShackleford65 @GratefulKeg Grass dies and grows back all the time. The issue being that it needed to be used for a baseball game, as compared to the White House lawn, which won’t actually be used for anything significant in quite a while. I’m sorry they couldn’t host a pride event for ya this year pal

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@MrShackleford65 @GratefulKeg They don’t have to play a baseball game on the white house lawn in a few days jackass

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@HeftyMarty Honestly I haven’t even tapered down in frequency but even if I do them the same amount it’s half the nic so

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@HeftyMarty Fellow 3 user just trying to taper down 🤝