Calvin

[rayan ريان @flutterrbat]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

Happy Pride Month to all, friendly reminder I am nonbinary and would prefer to not be he/him’ed, outside of that use any pronouns for me as you like. Stay safe everyone and I love you all

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels to spend more than $5

[Badda Boom @BaddaBoom9]

If I ever become president, I’ll make an executive order where if you merge in front of someone after passing them on the interstate, and then proceed to slow down for no reason, then you will have all your limbs chopped off and fed to you by highway patrol.

[Badda Boom @BaddaBoom9]

Ay someone going around posing as me on steam. A good way to tell is it’s fake is the lack of mutuals so if you got a friend request from me like super recently, THAT WASNT ME BRUH

and if you know who’s behind this
KILL THEM INSTANTLY

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

Now that I’m home I can safely share that I got a shiny eevee at Momocon >:)

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

Momocon turned me into a sickly Victorian child. 10/10 would go again

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

@Nostroscythe I’m gonna touch you for lying

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

Atlanta I’m in you

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

what if we were in a burger and I was the luttuce and you wer the tomato

[Ray “twigward” Davis @raydavisIIII]

When I own a house I'm going to have heated floors so my wife never has to wear socks #feet

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

@Bophiee So you hate me

[Yisuno ⚝ | SKARM BELIEVER @TheYisusOne]

Coaching + Protect combo in Pokemon Champions:

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

Horsle prepared me for this day

[ren ⚢ 🤎 @guarddogstud]

when my girlfriend starts speaking spanish to me and i barely know what she's saying but im bricked up af

[jebediah kerman @jebediahkermann]

Having naked green sex

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

@gardinella Perhaps

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

The poison was WD40 not the cigarette

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

It’s a Diet Coke and Menthol Saturday morning (I accidentally poisoned myself again)

[Calvin @Calvin_Orion]

@bdysnatchrz4evr In the moment I was a little worried but I figured just fluids and monitoring and be okay. I was mainly pissed cause that would be a very stupid way to go out