Calvin Lang

buy the ticket, take the ride

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@StephenKing When was the last time a christian stoned a gay bloke? But more importantly, when was the most recent stoning, and which religion was it in the name of?

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@StevenCowie96 @lostvillagefest Of course, come roon ti mines fan ur ridy

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

Selling a @lostvillagefest full camping ticket, gives a shout if u need or know anyone who does. Cant make it this year

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@louie_davidson6 Fair play lou, sorry to hear. Gives a shout if ur up for doing something next wikend 👍🏽

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@louie_davidson6 Aye but only a casual few

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@louie_davidson6 I haeti disagree err haha, pint imorn?

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@louie_davidson6 maggot brains on anoo, blastin it ti grunny and granda

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

Onybdy dein fuckal pit on radio 6, iggy pops show is fucking dynomite anoo

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@shaunmuir64 @LemonbeatsCHNL What a night hahaha, funcie seeing u err

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@HayleyMcgee09 Seen him in manchester, fuckin quality

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

Get you a man who can do neither

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

My entire existence thus far has just been one giant skid mark in human history

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@Slippers91 Hahahahaha fuck sake, every one o my doubles is fuckin asian

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

Back in the day if you went to a marquee and got a few snogs you wid be fuckin chuft now if u only get a hand job you wonder fits rang wae u

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@jizzzle__ Although they are both baked and made of corn monter munch is a more rusticly cut crisp with more grooves hence the high intensity flavour

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

*GENERIC TWEET ALERT* But why the fuck is it a blizzard ootside anoo?

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

When the cats away the mice will play

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

Ive always been a pickled onion space raders man but as of now i am a beef space rader man on the basis they are more flavoursome.

[Resident Advisor @residentadvisor]

Motor City Drum Ensemble to host monthly show on Worldwide FM
https://t.co/QhpWcaIgHO

[Calvin Lang @Calvinlang_]

@StevenCowie96 @zanderreidx will sort u oot pal