Chris G™

If I could only use this power for good, I wouldn't

[Chris G™ @CalvoGuapo]

12/18/2017 : The day Jerry and I crashed a Funeral...

Rest In Peace Madeline Marra

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[AB @AB84]

Faggot of the day

[Chris G™ @CalvoGuapo]

@AppleMusic if I put on All I Want for Christmas 8am Christmas morning, maybe don’t follow up with fucking Pills & Automobiles thanks

[PB @Paulie_Bruz]

The guy who went 0-16 with Calvin Johnson. Maybe sit this one out

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

A woman is someone who doesn't need to put in any work to become a woman, because she's already a woman.

[Chris G™ @CalvoGuapo]

Maybe I’m buggin, but why the hell did Serena decide to go into the hallway of that hotel and pick the cotton? 😂 wtf

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[Chris G™ @CalvoGuapo]

You walked near a halal cart you dumb MF

[Rob Smith @robsmithonline]

Just walked on 6th Ave btwn 48th and 49th in NYC.

Muslims everywhere. Hijabs. Burkas. Not a lick of English spoken.

Angry eyes.

Coincidentally on the same block as @FoxNews.

I don’t care if this is “Islamophobic.” This city has fallen.

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

The 🐐 of sneak dissing 💯

[First Class 🏁 @1DJFirstClass]

Never Knew Where Ludacris “Stand Up” Sample Came From But Kanye A Genius 🔥⛽️

[Magills @magills_]

*makes fun of guy who loves to have fun
*kills himself

[rique. @riqruler]

There’s no rival

[TheTruth @TheTruth8240]

He was never injured
It was just another excuse for him getting bounced in the 1st round

[Chris G™ @CalvoGuapo]

@NFL I could watch this all day

[Chris G™ @CalvoGuapo]

@tymozzarella Damn, Diddy was right…

[Chris G™ @CalvoGuapo]

R u telling me I didn’t vote n now I’m going to die ?

[Lou Perez @LouPerez]

I'm upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Everyone won't agree, but if you can pay $300 for hair and $150 for nails, then you have no business asking for food stamps/EBT.

[Popmemes by Jon 🚀 @JonCovering]

And Iran I ran so far away... 🇮🇷

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.