Calwey

- Tienes el pene pequeño.
- Shakira no podemos poner eso.
- Entonces ponle: La vida me ha dado un hambre voraz y tu apenas me das caramelos.

[Javier Milei @JMilei]

EXTRAORDINARIO

[Micaela @MicaDeJota]

Mis alarmas y yo todas las mañanas

[El Renacido @RenacidoParody]

Todavía queda un poquito de fe en la humanidad, muy poquita, pero todavía.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

“Muere mucha más gente en Nigeria que en Palestina. El año pasado, 500.000 cristianos fueron asesinados. Pero los activistas no protestan ni dicen nada. Para mí, eso es hipocresía.”

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

Gauchiste rencontre son idole, Che Guevara, et ça ne se passe pas comme prévu

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

This is spot on.

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

Le socialisme résumé en 20 secondes :

[Dibella @SarinaSamael]

Zendaya no es bonita. No entiendo la necesidad de querer convencer a la gente de que lo es.

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

Angel Reese says she didn’t have dolls that “looked like me” as a kid.

She was born in 2002.

Barbie has had black dolls since 1967.
Make it make sense.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh, the irony is too much …

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

Jag som svensk känner mig nu exkluderad I mitt eget land.

Vänstern har nu valkampanj på Arabiska, ett språk som jag inte förstår.

Detta upplevs som diskriminering.

I Sverige skall man tala svenska.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

New York City will require IDs to prove you live in the city in order to shop in the city owned grocery stores. So you need an ID to shop in the city’s stores, but it would be racist to require an ID to vote. Perfection.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

🚨NOW: Sec. Rubio is considering cutting off travel to US from SPAIN.

“We are considering action to DEFEND AMERICANS.”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

15 months of zero illegal aliens admitted. Deporting the worst of the worst. Crushing the flow of deadly drugs into our country.

President Trump is delivering on his promise to lock down the border and keep Americans safe.

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

How come migrants never want to go to a Muslim country?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Kamala bought a home in Point Dume
> 80% white, 0.5% black

Obama lives in Martha's Vineyard
> 89% white, 3% black

Biden lives in Rehoboth Beach
> 95% white, 0.1% black

Newsom lives in Fair Oaks
> 74% white, 2% black

Preach diversity, then escape from it

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"If we're not in office, our country will be invaded at levels that made Spain look small time."

President Trump warns the U.S. could face an "invasion" far worse than the recent migrant crisis unfolding in Spain if Democrats win the midterms.

“That same thing is going to happen to us if the Republicans don't get elected. Except worse, much bigger, much easier to get into. Despite the fact that we have built thousands of miles of wall.”

“They're coming in by the tens of thousands… just invading the country. And what that is is weak law, bad management, but very liberal law.”

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

If Elon Musk wouldn’t have purchased Twitter the invasion of Spain would be censored.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

This is America if Republicans lose in 2028.

[GayLumberjack @gay_lumberjack]

Me: “I don’t want Muslims in my country.”

Them: “That’s racist!”

Me: “Islam is not a race. It’s a chosen religion. They can choose not to be Muslims.”

Them: “No, they can’t! If they leave the religion, they’ll be killed!”

Me: “Back to my first point.”