Callum

born, currently living, eventually will die

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:

[SAVASCO @savasco_of]

um dos melhores tweets desse site

[ⁿ̶̝̟̺̮̪̼̻̫͓̩̗̙͊́̎͒ⁱ̸̗̭̐̿̌͂̾̆̎̎ʸ̴͕̱̃ᵃ̶̨̡̧̠̩͖̻̲̈́͠ ᛪ⋆ @K3RK3Z]

all along, we were the ones in the arne slot penitentiary

[louisa bees @beesinpjs]

whoever did this fuck you i fell to the ground and clutched my heart and my blood went cold with shock, actually awful of you and i want you to know i dont feel safe in this city anymore

[M @mxximxximxxi]

getting all the signs lately

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I’m the evil Martin Lewis, the money wasting expert x

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The Premier League is back😭😭😭

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Snap , crackle and bosh.

[Writer fromthe North @writerfromnorth]

BEHOLD! A WOMAN!

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Dreamworks Turbo

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Paris is a great city. Le bosh.

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

Let us remind June that the man who broke the enigma code was Alan Turing, a gay man and people just like June vilified him until he took his own life.
We must never go back to the ‘good old days’.

[Kambit 🃏 @UncannyKam]

Just got home from a 16 hour shift