Calypso

Just a stupid Disabled Veteran Running for President/ Anti-Fascist Feminist uBer-male MDNI

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

I have the cards!

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

@CursedGoo This feels like ‘News’ being notable events weather and sports

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

-doomed every time
-stop collaborating with pedophiles
-vote blue because control opposition

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

-right wing dems yell at us not to vote 3rd party every 4 yrs
-we run leftists in dem primaries
-socialists win democratic primaries bc voters realize they’re actually invested in advancing the agenda rw dems simply lie about
-right wing dems demand socialists create 3rd party

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 California has passed a law to ban YouTube from boosting the volume on ads.

It's now illegal to play ads that are 'significantly louder' than any video you were watching.

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

AI program these balls

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

@pierbiwierbi oh no, really

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

It was a Jewish doctor

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

I’m not going to say what kind of doctor he was

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

I thought the point of The Amazing Digital Circus was that if I killed someone really important I could gain their power and transcend God

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

Shit I was trying to cyber stalk the richest man in the Universe on his own app

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

Elon has a commune in Tx?

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

@ilan_2003 @joaopeniche1 @suchnerve What Breaking Bad had a perfect ending

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

@joaopeniche1 @ilan_2003 @suchnerve Yes, and?

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

When I doubt smoke weed

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

Hun-American

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Had to shit immediately after my shower, this world is a prison built on suffering..

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

I love the idea of just stating the fact that a state has the right to exist is controversial.
Listen, I’m all for a Jewish state. It’s just super fucking weird that a Christian state would help a Jewish one. Like, have y’all read the Bible?

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

So poly is just swinging but you actually love them huh?

[Calypso @CalypsoCabal]

@AlanRMacLeod You find me a bad photo of this angel!