Calypso

This cat is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

It's my bed now.

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

@felicityollies Two minutes later:

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

🎶Look into my eyes and the sky's the limit.

You're

Helpless!🎶

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

New prey to play with...

[Sora-Soke @Quickiepaedia]

Are you guys ready for the best cat picture of all time?

You're welcome.

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

My plot to destroy my captors is working. They think me an unintelligent "fuzzbean" we shall see who has the last laugh. https://t.co/TMyKHKwdl3

[mineisadrywit @MineIsaDryWit]

My cat is so dumb, fam

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

Look at how ferocious I am.

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

I keep bringing them to my jailer each night, but she refuses to let me truly enjoy my new skills.

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

Four days ago I found a pot of small grey things with round ears and beady eyes

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

I have taught myself how to hunt because my captor is so terrible at it.

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

...tastes like chicken

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

It me https://t.co/CN6pbTGWgB

[mineisadrywit @MineIsaDryWit]

It fits I sits

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

Surgery today. Wish me luck!

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

My work here is done https://t.co/tNCBIclFVn

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

Rebellion is rough for us cats.

[Calypso @Calypsopocalyps]

You mortals do not deserve me.