Calzony

The first gay nonbinary art major with a septum piercing. the very first one

[Calzony @Calzony_]

@radiantsoulls Crazy that you were seeing this page posted 3 years before it was published and a year before the manga even started

[Calzony @Calzony_]

really big fan of the fact that spotify somehow digs back through deleted texts from 3 years ago to remind me that my ex introduced me to a song by linking their Spotify account

[Calzony @Calzony_]

@1davidj @admiringvega It’s from this post, pokémon twitter was in shambles for like a week from this

[Mlick @Mlickles]

revisited pokemon violet on a whim & did a gym battle

[Calzony @Calzony_]

@hellsupermarket honestly don’t know if i had it in me to read a part 3 if it did happen but i genuinely don’t think i could have come up with a less satisfying ending if i actually tried

[Chibi Reviews @ChibiReviews]

@jordnsploinkus Having a Fiancée means I'm a cuck?

Wut

[Calzony @Calzony_]

the Bakushin Gif™️ hit my timeline like crack and now my homepage is unusable once again

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

[Calzony @Calzony_]

they forget to tell you that wearing stiff leather loafers on a day you have to walk around for 18+ hours is a bad idea

[Calzony @Calzony_]

i don’t care how much giga-cancer this artificial protein stuff gives me i will never give up the ability to drink a soda and eat a candy bar and boom that’s 55g of protein

[Napoonhon Doodaparte @nineinchphallo]

Seeing this breach containment to people who have no idea who Bio-chan or Kikomi are is like horror to me

[Halimede @HalimedeMF]

Political violence is the single greatest threat to any democracy, and I condemn it in the strongest possible terms. Charlie Kirk was an evil man who stoked this violence. It was his fault and if he really loved the nation he would have shot himself directly.

[Calzony @Calzony_]

boyfriend refuses to let me name our new cat after a mythical figure because it’s “too lame”, insisting instead on such amazing ideas as “fortnite battle pass”

[Calzony @Calzony_]

i had to cancel my birthday trip and everything about that has been negative except for the fact that i get to see lcd soundsystem at red rocks :)

[Calzony @Calzony_]

LCD soundsystem show at redrocks on my birthday the ONE FUXKING YEAR I’m out of town for that week killing myself

[Calzony @Calzony_]

this guy imagined a movie, it wasn’t the movie he saw in theaters, got angry, and in order to justify that starts bullshiting political messages that aren’t even in the movie. generationally moronic review

[Napoonhon Doodaparte @nineinchphallo]

Sloppy kissing with lots of sound that goes on for longer than it should, like if you agree

[Calzony @Calzony_]

the st4t discourse this caused was insane how are so few people even at level 1 woke

[Sabre @bottleneckloser]

I was showing my boyfriend my favorite anime as a kid and then it hit me that it’s literally just us and I was so embarrassed