Cameron Chavarria

ehhhh

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

Watching this happen live genuinely hit harder than crack hit the U.S. in the 80s

[El Zee @x2LZShelby]

Tyler Eifert highlights to the tune of The Boys Are Back in Town, don’t mind if I do

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me in 2040 when I overhear my son say "This trade helps you more than it helps me...":

[Tony on the boat @realfromtheboat]

5 things I’m looking forward to this month:

1. Football
2. Betting on football
3. Watching football
4. Fantasy football
5. Football

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

WR1 and the GM arrested in the same offseason. That’s rough.

[nicky @PFF_Nicky]

Malik Davis disrespect needs to stop. He’s a damn good backup

[Barstool MACtion @MACBarstool]

HE’S BACK🤣

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Keenan Allen in downtown Indianapolis after playing one game with Anthony Richardson

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

DAEJON LOVE WAS A HALL OF FAME TALENT.

THIS EDIT IS DIABOLICAL.

🤣🤣🤣

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Brock Purdy realizing he has to practice on an electromagnetic field, fly 16 hours to Australia, and then face Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett Week 1

[Akash @YZR_Fantasy]

Log onto twitter and slander Jalen Hurts one final time

[Last of the Fullbacks @TheLastFullback]

Whoever made this edit deserves a raise

[America’s Team @RoadToSix]

“Please trade me. I hate it here”

- AJ Brown
———————————————
“I’m happy for the first time in my career and became a superstar overnight”

- George Pickens

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Instead of automatically assuming Jed York went over to a prostitute's house for sex, did you ever stop to think maybe the prostitute has a master's degree in electrical engineering and York was just trying to pick her brain about how to solve the substation injury problems?

You people are so fucking shallow I swear.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS AWESOME🚨🚨

#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones spotted a Hollywood tour bus and stopped to speak with the passengers.

Jones shared some powerful life advice:

“Go where your passion is, because I don’t feel like I’ve ever worked a day since I’ve been with the Cowboys.”

The only owner in sports who would do this.

[Flatland Sports🌵♠️ @flatland_sports]

Happy "Texas High School Football Kickoff" day to all who celebrate.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Rams Tapes 🇵🇷 @RamsTapes]

Rams vs Cowboys Joint Practice Today 😈

[Matt Freeman @mattfreeman05_]

Notre Dame WR Devin Fitzgerald missed Saturday’s practice for a personal matter.

The personal matter:

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep