Cam Brady

Takin' care of business. Cam Brady for Congress.

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I was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull, jello shots, & Goldschlager. There were flakes of 24 karat gold in my stool...I crapped gold!

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Politics 101. "How's my hair?" "Strong. Real strong." Of course it is. #TheCampaign https://t.co/kEkflrKY

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@MartyHuggins can't even take care of his own wife…So I did. That night Marty's wife voted, multiple times. #TheCampaign October 30!

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Biden accidentally called Virginia “North Carolina.” No surprise – he calls his job “important.” #2ndInCommand1stInVacations

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1st female NFL ref, 1st female Presidential debate moderator in 20 years…what’s next, 1st female proctologist? #ScheduleMyAppointment

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Memo to Obama & Romney: forget single female voters and start punching babies! Look how well it worked for me! #BabyBump

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Anthony Weiner resigned after sexting scandal & moved into donor’s $3 million apt. No fair. I sexted & my wife moved me onto our $800 couch.

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Nothing wrong with Repubs enjoying Tampa strip clubs during the convention. Just stick to your values, folks! #NoTaxesInTheChampagneRoom

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I hear John Mayer is with Katy Perry now. That dude’s seen more celebrity ass than a Beverly Hills proctologist. #YourPenisIsAWonderland

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I’m pitching a new TV series about my life called Breaking Naughty. #WhoWantsToBeMyJesse?

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Rafalca & Team USA finish 6th in Team Dressage. I’ve been #1 in Team Un-Dressage for years! #HungLikeAHorseman

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Obama & Romney are wooing single female voters. I’ve been luring single ladies into my voting booth for years. #WannaSeeMyHangingChad?

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Team USA rocks harder than me on Viagra & Red Bull! #Olympics #TeamUSA #TheCampaign

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Do I wear clothes made in China? Yes. Did I hire undocumented Latina interns? Yes. Did I sleep w/ them on Egyptian cotton? NO #JerseyKnitUSA

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