Cam Fans

A fan account to cover the musings, art, lexicon and food reviews of veteran of the world @Yung_Taku. Submissions welcome!

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Cameron, getting the Mamma Mia! and Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again double pack as a present:

"Oh, nice. So which order should I watch them in?"

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Cameron upon finding out that Mini Cheddars are just a spin-off from full-sized Cheddars:

"So like, Cheddars are the Shin Megami Tensei of the biscuit world? Overshadowed by their younger sibling? Damn."

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"There's a lot of fearmongering going on. It's like fishmongering, but with fear instead. That's not even a joke, it's a simile."

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"It's really warm in here."
"Innit? You could cook an egg in here, if you had a frying pan. And an oven. No, wait."

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Also proposed:
"Is the satellite worth the dish?"
"Is the bank worth the account?"
"Wait, this is a good one. Is the flower worth the pot?"
And:
"Is the Star worth the Wars? Judging by the way the Empire got done in, not worth it, bruv. Darth Vader didn't want it. Wasteman."

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"You have to ask yourself, is the pork worth the pie?"
- Cameron Thomas, business expert, February 2020

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"No, it makes sense. The pie is a metaphor for... some business thing. And the pork is something else. So you need to think carefully... next time you're doing... business stuff."

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"Word needs to shut up. I've changed it to UK English and it's still telling me I've spelt 'immortalise' wrong. Oh... oh hang on, I know why..."
"Is it because you spelt it wrong?"
"Yeah."

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"I don't like flies in the office. They're disruptive. I don't mind disruptive things, like when Steve Jobs disrupted the mobile phone market with the iPhone. But my working day is not the mobile phone market."

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"Ohhhhh, BURN! Someone call the dentist - wait, no. I mean the fireman... men... people."

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Jordan: "You know when you blow your nose and air comes out of your eye?"
Cameron: "Whoa, where is the quarantine mandem? I don't want your residual eye spray."

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"Xbox is Xbox backwards, innit?"
"No it's not."
"Oh yeah. I mean Xbox One X."
"No, Cam."
[Laughing fit] "I don't know what's wrong with me."

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In response to being asked if he's secretly Aquaman, Cameron has just claimed he's good at doing the "front stroke", while demonstrating the butterfly.

Probably not Aquaman.

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Cameron, on the subject of cheese, to someone who doesn't like cheese:

"You know Stilton? Well, you don't know it personally. Because it's not a person. But you know what I mean? You know Stilton? Alright, I started talking then without knowing what I was going to say."

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After seeing the last tweet:
Christina: "That's a coincidence, I've got a toucan on my T-shirt today."
Cameron: "YEEEAAH SEE, toucan is a BAD MAN bird."

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Unprompted after finishing lunch:
Cameron: "If you could be a bird, what would you be? I'd be a toucan."
All: "What? Why?"
Cameron: "Toucans are just sick, innit?"

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"Jon, is it a HR incident if I shove this banana skin in your face?"

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Cameron, reading the ingredients list on some unmarked packaging:
"I've just eaten something that apparently had molluscs in it. What was it? A Mars bar. Says here there was celery in it too. You know, it might not have been a Mars bar."

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"These 3D glasses ain't working. I suppose I should look at something 3D. I mean, we're all 3D, the world is 3D, but it doesn't work like that."

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"Well chaps, it's been real. I don't know why I said that, it sounds like I'm going to die or something. I mean, I AM going to die. Just not right now. Okay, I'm leaving now."