Cameron Noel

Life’s about earning a paycheck and keeping a gun out of your mouth- Ron burgandy

[Moeen 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @JackOfAllSpaces]

The real debate is Messi (18-28) vs Messi (28-38).

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

MESSIIIIIIIIII

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[Cameron Noel @CamNole]

Curses and cranberries

[GOYzalo @gondan06]

The ultimate Woke boss

[clip 🛸 @clippedszn]

might be the realest shit i heard all day 🗣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool agree deal to sign Marc Guehi from Crystal Palace, here we go!

Deal in place for fee over £35m plus 10% sell-on clause included in the package.

Guehi agreed personal terms with Liverpool one month ago, now all done.

One more move by Richard Hughes. ♟️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for £130m transfer fee. Record move for Premier League.

Isak, on his way today for medical tests as new Liverpool player after long term deal agreed months ago.

It was always ONLY Liverpool for Isak.

[MMXM.SOL @mmxmsol]

@StockportCounty

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

People have NO IDEA how RW zoomers are

[Premier League @premierleague]

Who's excited? 🙋

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Giovanni Leoni to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed with Parma for Italian 18yo centre back.

No loan, never discussed… Leoni joins #LFC now as part of Arne Slot plans.

Fee around €35m with sell-on clause.

No convincing ever needed as Leoni wanted Liverpool.

[sam @sam_starby]

you bitch

[T @Toytweets_]

This isn’t ambitious spending. This is hoarding in the hope that something works whilst simultaneously stagnating the careers of some really good young players.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Hugo Ekitike to Liverpool, here we go!

Deal in place for fee over €90m for the French striker to join from Eintracht Frankfurt, potentially reaching €95m.

Six year deal for Ekitike, valid until June 2031; he only wanted Liverpool move.

New striker for Slot 🇫🇷

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When the husky thinks the pillow has taken over his spot.. 😅

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool Football Club are devastated by the tragic passing of Diogo Jota.

[CSPAN @cspan]

President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."