Rev. Camden

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

I would describe my current lifestyle as “nourished maxxing”

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

A toll road is just a moving parking lot

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

For which is better; to wish upon a shooting star or try to catch it and burn your palm

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

“I’ll never grow old”, except I just had a water cooler conversation ABOUT our new water cooler the office installed.

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

0/2 on gender reveals

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

What would be your minimum time between a single push-up to allow infinite reps? #letmeknow #showerthoughts

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Once again, I am an enigma to YouTube wrapped. AI can never comprehend the breadth of my taste and variation in my harmonic desires. #youcouldnever

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

If I tithe in crypto and it crashes the next day does that still count? #askingforafriend

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

#KnoxvilleBCT

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Fishing YouTubers really strapping anything to the chest that films these days

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

What do you do with your offhand while drinking? On stomach? In pocket? Hanging limp?

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Maturing is realizing Junior was not a villain for wanting a passive income parking lot instead of a museum. #vision #passiveincome #b2b #whatabouttheshareholders

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Saying ciao to your family is free and 10x wealth feeling. Follow for more financial advice.

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Winning still cures all smh #CFPNationalChampionship

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

The date following “hasn’t happened since…” better be more than 20 years ago for anyone to care

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Archipelagoes used to feel cooler as a kid

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

The Bible can be considered a musical

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

I like watching those food videos on IG after eating so they feel powerless

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Light is the stomach that feeds off the future

[Rev. Camden @CamOrdained]

Why don’t QBs also punt? Think of all the fake play potential