🚨 JUST IN: President Trump confirms 5 people have been ARRESTED and 5 more are being investigated for the reflecting pool vandalism
President Trump also confirmed US Park Police have VIDEO of a vandal using what appears to be a BOX CUTTER to cut a 350ft gash in the pool
Someone's about to get a not-so-friendly knock on the door from FBI
"A 350 ft slit from one end to the other!"
"Five people are arrested and five people are under investigation right now."
Jaylen Brown got me IN TEARS
"F—k Stephen A. Stephen B. Stephen C.”
“You want me to be quiet and stop streaming, I want you to be quiet and get off these networks” 😂😂😂 https://t.co/4B9RDAhHQC
Kevin Hart was HEATED after Shaq flipped the script on him and recreated the iconic “DAMN” scene between him & Don Cheadle 💀🤣🤣
“Like a train, I’m not stopping… I’m 46 years old and I’ve been doing this for-“
“DAMN”
Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely.
I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before.
But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow.
I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive.
Because that is not comedy.
That is sick.
You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do.
But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow.
And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke.
It sounds like how you really feel.
They always say there is truth in comedy.
Actor Vince Vaughn on Late-Night shows failing,
"People want authenticity and I think that the talk shows, to a large part, became really agenda-based… It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f***ing class I didn’t want to take"
🚨 BREAKING: The mass shooter in Austin, TX last night is a 53 year old WEST AFRICAN MIGRANT from SENEGAL who had a Quran in his vehicle
The FBI believes there was a TERROR NEXUS
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY! STOP THE THIRD-WORLD MIGRATION!