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[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump confirms 5 people have been ARRESTED and 5 more are being investigated for the reflecting pool vandalism

President Trump also confirmed US Park Police have VIDEO of a vandal using what appears to be a BOX CUTTER to cut a 350ft gash in the pool

Someone's about to get a not-so-friendly knock on the door from FBI

"A 350 ft slit from one end to the other!"

"Five people are arrested and five people are under investigation right now."

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jaylen Brown got me IN TEARS

"F—k Stephen A. Stephen B. Stephen C.”

“You want me to be quiet and stop streaming, I want you to be quiet and get off these networks” 😂😂😂 https://t.co/4B9RDAhHQC

[NBA Debates @DebatesOnNBA]

A fan said: “There Is No Bigger Robbery In All Of Sports History Than LeBron James Not Winning MVP In 2018.”

Do you agree?

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

We took this for granted..

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Kevin Hart was HEATED after Shaq flipped the script on him and recreated the iconic “DAMN” scene between him & Don Cheadle 💀🤣🤣

“Like a train, I’m not stopping… I’m 46 years old and I’ve been doing this for-“

“DAMN”

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Robin Williams explaining how golf was invented remains one of the greatest stand-up bits ever recorded in 1999

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely.

I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before.

But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow.

I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive.

Because that is not comedy.

That is sick.

You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do.

But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow.

And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke.

It sounds like how you really feel.

They always say there is truth in comedy.

[C͞a͞m͞ @Cam_Delray]

@LakeShowYo 28-8-9

[C͞a͞m͞ @Cam_Delray]

@kyleabdurrahim Well the whole world doesn’t revolve around the Quran…

[C͞a͞m͞ @Cam_Delray]

@RepMcGovern Well they shut it down in retaliation to preventing them from having a nuke… didn’t think that was a tough concept to understand bub.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Actor Vince Vaughn on Late-Night shows failing,

"People want authenticity and I think that the talk shows, to a large part, became really agenda-based… It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f***ing class I didn’t want to take"

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

No, the war in Iran is not about Israel.

Here's the history of U.S. - Iranian relations, and the current dilemma.

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

Here is a video of the US sinking an Iranian Navy Frigate.

It seems the IRGC sent it to international waters to try and get away from us.

[C͞a͞m͞ @Cam_Delray]

@HaririCodes Can’t help you choose to be ignorant 😂😂

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The mass shooter in Austin, TX last night is a 53 year old WEST AFRICAN MIGRANT from SENEGAL who had a Quran in his vehicle

The FBI believes there was a TERROR NEXUS

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY! STOP THE THIRD-WORLD MIGRATION!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

[C͞a͞m͞ @Cam_Delray]

@LeadingReport BREAKING: Grass is green

[C͞a͞m͞ @Cam_Delray]

@Floridagirl0850 Good try tho

[C͞a͞m͞ @Cam_Delray]

@Floridagirl0850 No it was a water bottle…no ice