Cama Caw

This account is used to let out steam. Intrusive thoughts aplenty. Not always serious. Politically homeless. Sometimes goes private when I’m asleep.

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

The ever looming threat of my dominance being overtaken by a horde of lesbian lizards will only get worse with time. Hi how are ya.

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

The people that burn cities down every year think it’s unreasonable for their neighbors to feel they need guns.

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

*Odysseus and his men escape the cave of Polyphemus*

Polyphemus: well that just happened

Other Cyclops: Who are you talking to?

Polyphemus: Nobody

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

They had the White House, the youth, the martyr, and they FUCKING BLEW IT

FUCK THE REPUBLICANS

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

The biggest problem with the American right is how incapable they are at following through on anything.

Win the presidency? Do nothing, offer distractions instead.

Gain martyrs? Throw out empty threats.

Threatened with losing everything you love about your country to—

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

—subversive foreign tyrants? Self-isolate and move to another state.

Gain a foothold on youth counterculture? Throw it all away for boomers.

The right knows how to win but they don’t know what to do after. All complaining and no action.

[kt🧝🏻‍♀️ @amishescapee]

Those are more likely to cause endometriosis whereas studies show women under 50 are getting breast cancer at the highest rates recorded due to childlessness, delayed first child after age 30, and shorter durations breastfeeding. Before, this was called “nuns disease” as records historically show nuns having significantly higher breast cancer (and mortality) rates.

[Huck Finn @HuckFinnBarbell]

EAT SHIT! 🇺🇸

[David Szymanski @DUSKdev]

Me scrolling the website that makes you feel shitty: "Wow why do I feel so shitty right now?"

[Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner @AlysssaHazel]

I get that there are bad parents/family members with which you have to put up boundaries, but the toxic combo of media elevating found family while supporting "walk away" culture has skewed a lot of people's view of reality

[Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner @AlysssaHazel]

The idea that your birth family can be easily replaced by "found family" has had odd consequences.

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

@LonelyGoomba Nobody heeded the slippery slope warnings years ago when these laws began expanding and now everybody has to deal with the consequences.

[John Zobele | christtt @ccchristtt]

i give it ten years, we'll see the corporate memphis art style be fondly remembered just like the corporate art trends that led to vaporwave and frutiger areo. it's inevitable.

[Mauthe Doog 👁️ @mauthe_doog]

You're telling me that government censorship didn't stop at the things we thought were icky and is now steamrolling everything? Wow, I can't believe this, if only someone had been telling us this the whole time

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

@matt_johnson @rah_66_comanche With America’s love of extreme excess, if we got our hands on this festival it would be a real life Purge.

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

@Coalzhenitsyn Oy bruv where’s me mumma

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

Dude heed the town crier, it doesn’t matter what corner

[Weast @BiggWeast]

@RobertSkvarla I couldn’t resist

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

[Cama Caw @Camacaw2]

Fly this over an uncontacted Amazon tribe.

[Sturgill @WildcatThicket]

Remember in the movie idiocracy when they went to a theatre and the movie was only a bare asss farting on the screen?

We there