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[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain

[『 ecchiGamer』 @ecchiGamer]

crazy as hell to take $100 preorders and then admit you haven't even finished the game yet.

[great_guy99 @Ruffyking001]

Alcohol made you do it, but you shaved before going

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

Insane chemistry with low compatibility is the Universe’s fav way to teach you a lesson on self worth 😂

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Dating is dead because everybody’s replaceable when someone new is one swipe away. People don’t fight for relationships anymore. They don’t work through problems, communicate through issues, or grow together through challenges. They just swipe, match, and move on to the next person when things get hard. That’s why nothing lasts and nobody feels secure.

[Nik Algo @nik_algo]

never seen a better explanation

[.B🪖 @Boywrist]

No one wants to hear this but sometimes it’s your fault. Your life isn’t good and it’s your fault. You made bad decisions/ choices and sadly, these are the consequences of your actions.

[Rootkit Randy @EzeSecOps]

Tech Twitter money spread lmao

[blue @bluewmist]

You'll regret it if you get married, you'll regret it if you don't get married. You'll regret it if you have kids and you'll regret it if you don't. Kierkegaard said this 200 years ago as follows - whatever you choose, you'll regret it, because the problem isn't in your choices, it's in romanticizing your life. A person always finds an untravelled path alluring and mysterious. That's why the issue isn't making the right choice. It's choosing and deciding which regret you'll live with. In life, we must choose our regret.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

It was DESIGNED.
It was APPROVED.
It was MANUFACTURED.
It was STOCKED on shelves.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Two people have died in Pennsylvania from measles, the state health department said. Both were unvaccinated.

These the first deaths related to measles within the state in 35 years, it reports

https://t.co/tClj61zra3

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

niggas just admire girls and move on now, no energy for stress fr

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This was actually so good lmao

[Rhythm 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Rhythmauu]

I was born in 2001 and I feel like EVERYTHING has been fucked for me

I don't even care about having my "dream job", I just want a fucking life

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

Women don’t understand this but men need their retard time

[Sensei @SenseiHendrix]

mf that’s called Atlanta lmao

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

“I’m not addicted to weed” mfs when they run out of weed.