The Cambridge Creep

Banned from Central Square Clover Food Lab for putting It in the chickpea fritter #NOTGUILTY

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The #meteor #boom that residents of #Massachusetts heard this morning?? THAT WAS ME, the CAMBRIDGE CREEP !! SHOVING A NUKE UP MY ASS / GOOCH

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@SomervilleSlut Funny? You're watching the samba legs of our generation dance a storm around us and you're laughing?

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@espn BRING BACK THE BODY ISSUE!!!! THAT WAS SPECIAL TO ME....!

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when conrad cries, I become horny. overwhelmingly so

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I AM TEAM JEREMIAH!!! WHERE GOLDEN SKIN GLOWS... WHERE INHERITED WEALTH GROWS... THE CAMBRIDGE CREEP GOES..... I WOULD CLIMB TO THE TOP OF A SEAFOOD TOWER JUST TO LICK MIRROR GLAZE OFF OF THOSE WASHBOARDS!!!!!!! #teamjeremiah #TheSummerITurnedPretty

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@TimRaymond19 @OnlyInBOS Please elaborate on why you find her to be “dude”-like

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@ZacharyLouis IDGAF!!!! I KNOW IT’S GIRTHY

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JUSTICE FOR DANNY!!! IM SICK OF BEAUTIFUL SEXY PEOPLE BEING PENALIZED #DWTS

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@OnlyInBOS Petition for Agawam to keep the name but make this the mascot

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I think a lot of far right men of his ilk have a messed up gut biome and if we were to douche his asshole with kombucha it would kill the Bad Bacteria that are controlling his mind but also idk if it would help bc he has a face not even a mother could love.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Your body, my choice. Forever.

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@GraveyardTurtle @OnlyInBOS This is so unserious.. most women aren’t even menopausal at her age .. let me seethe over nature Grr 😡😡

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STEPHEN AND JEN GIVING US MEDIOCRITY TONIGHT (ALL LOVE) AND JOEY GETTING THE SAME SCORES AS THEM FROM CARRIE ANN AND DEREK?? DISGRACEFUL #DWTS

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ABSOLUTE BUFFOONERY IN THE BALLROOM TONIGHT! JOEY DESERVED TENS ACROSS THE BOARD #DWTS

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WAHHH GENE IS GIVING PEOPLE LOW SCORES BC THEY ARE SEXY OR HAVE ABS. ITS CALLED PRETTY PRIVILEGE BITCH. SORRY YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED IT #DWTS

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Me whenever I see Stephen on my television screen #DWTS

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@Daisydd7 Sksksksk ok I’ll vote for her on my laptop

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YOU HOOLIGANS DONT APPRECIATE A DIVA!! ANNA DELVEY YOU ARE A STAR. THE ROXIE HART OF OUR ERA!!! #DWTS

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@Daisydd7 I GAVE HER 10!!! DID YOU?

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GOD I LOVE WOMEN WHO DO METH!!

[Amanda H. @SunnyInCali922]

@TheBlazinBronco @adamjam99 @stoolpresidente BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT!!! What happened is a COUP! If it were another country, and we were watching, we would be reporting how wrong it is. THIS IS NOT how we do things in America!

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My colleague @SomervilleSlut has a mole growing on top of their other mole on their groin. Mommy why!!!! Does anyone have a treatment for this malady? @DrOz @DrPhil HELP SOS !!! Just to reiterate the colleague is not me … but it makes me stiff