Mayor of Cambridge

I'm real, like unicorns are real.

[Mayor of Cambridge @CambridgeMayor]

No truth to the rumor I’ll be taking my talents to Miami Beach, even though it has much better solar potential #CambMA

[Mayor of Cambridge @CambridgeMayor]

I’d like to welcome @pontifex to twitter. With His Holiness here, I’ve found my equal.

[Mayor of Cambridge @CambridgeMayor]

There’s no truth to the rumors that this power failure is the result of too much development straining out infrastructure

[Mayor of Cambridge @CambridgeMayor]

.@PPPayack doesn’t seem to realize that my real sport is team handball http://t.co/tHaGGZtw

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After all the fuss, I was going to try @uber_bos but they're not listed in the Yellow Pages #fail

[Mayor of Cambridge @CambridgeMayor]

Of course we shutdown @uber_bos. Wouldn't want anyone using suspect technology in #CambMA http://t.co/gwCWqQoY

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@charliemarquard This is The People’s Republic of Cambridge. Citizen’s United shouldn’t just be Happy Hour for the 1% and their super-PACs

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@charliemarquard That was before the Supreme Court changed the rules making money speech, corporations people& limited the Commerce Clause

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@charliemarquard Can’t be done on 1st Amendment grounds. Money is speech, and giving away a product is like giving away money.

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More for restaurateurs concerned about our possible soda/sugary drink size limits: 2 for 1 sales #CambMA

[Mayor of Cambridge @CambridgeMayor]

To restauranteurs who are concerned about the proposed limit on serving size of sodas/sugary drinks, I have two words: free refills #CambMA

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I’ve made sure that the #CambMA soda size serving limits will be future proofed. They’ll be expressed in the metric system.

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For those worried about the proposed serving size limit for sugared beverages, remember, you can always buy 2!

[Mayor of Cambridge @CambridgeMayor]

For its $75 mil RI got a bad video game. For $14 mil #CambMA got 1 verdict and 2 settlements. #winning http://t.co/Rxq3MWHP #CambPoli

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BTW, what's the carbon footprint of house fires in #CambMa ?

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Asking #CambMa Fire Dept for advance notice so I can one up @coreybooker

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The #CambMa Chamber of Commerce thinks we're "Mecca" but doesn't Sharia Law contradict our socialist principles? http://t.co/umsDtBFP

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Google just patented background noise: http://t.co/h2Cz6Z3K City attorneys waiting for cease&desist order #cambMA #Cambpoli

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Steve Ballmer awakes to find bloodied severed M from Microsoft sign in Kendall Square with note saying "Ask nicely" #CambridgeAfterHealy

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New Police Commissioner Malvina Monteiro Accepts $1/yr salary because she's "already been compensated" #CambridgeAfterHealy