Amanda

I want to game end you

[Amanda @CamdylM]

https://t.co/YPJthJEv99

@ImAllexx @Jaack

This is a good take in the podcast they just did.

[Amanda @CamdylM]

Couldn't agree ,pre mediated , cruel murder . Wearing real fur is shameful , not prestigious. They should be made to watch,as part of purchase price what each animal , suffered and endured for them to get a coat,every time they wear it .

[D @D__Mon6]

@RandyDntShootEm @sweetkit13

[Amanda @CamdylM]

It's December , 2019 right ? No excuse not to know better . An unnecessary barbaric outdated practise . Future is here, please do catch up and Leave your animal abuse endorsment, the fur that's not yours not matter what you pay , all in the past.

[Amanda @CamdylM]

@WilliamRodgers I fully laughed . If people don't feel bad that are missing a sense of humour , how dull life would be

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

Whatever Twitter.... 10 years ago people would have laughed at this.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

Change your favorite contacts in your phone to names of famous Celebrities

Then text them all that you’re pregnant or you got someone pregnant

Then ask the waiter if they’d mind charging your phone at the kiosk

Watch them freak out when Brad Pitt and Mike Tyson text you 37x’s

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

While waiting in line at the DMV...

Woman: Do ya’ll ever take any good photos?

DMV Lady: 🙄

Woman: Can’t ya’ll do anything? I look terrible.

(Without skipping a beat)

DMV Lady: Ma’am, it’s a camera, not a time machine!

[Amanda @CamdylM]

Ahahaha

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

If a Woman says you're "unfuckable" she means "you're unattractive"

...

If a Man says you're "unfuckable" he means "you're a Mermaid"

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver

[Amanda @CamdylM]

@PeakCarHire Accept unfortunately is what it is, find any silver lining you can, even tiniest bit. Who else gets to have a quiet day to themselves on Christmas , Try not to think about it to much , try to have a me day , plan couple of things to do you don't usually and be all about you.

[Ray Raymond @raythemouse]

Of course climate change is irreversible, but it doesn't mean we sit around and do nothing.

We can slow the process down and should take steps to ensure a future for the next generation.

WATER is in demand as the land dries up so we should be building MORE DESALINATION PLANTS.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

In 5th grade, my girlfriend broke up with me because my shoes were dirty.

Since then I’ve had this OCD where I can’t wear dirty shoes

She just posted on FB that her husband left her

So I commented, “You shoulda worn clean shoes”

She blocked me

....but my sneakers are clean

[Amanda @CamdylM]

Is it , I'll take your word for it , each to their own @ElvisTheAlienTV , no kink judgement here . Rough , soft it's all relative

[Amanda @CamdylM]

@westiebrothers @TheSnowmanHQ A snowman isn't a snowman here in Australian sun

[Ray Raymond @raythemouse]

@andy_christophi How sad it is to see an intelligent animal like this imprisoned in a small pool with nothing more than a plastic ball for it to pay attention to?
Imprisoning marine animals is extreme cruelty and has to be banned worldwide.
🐬🐳🐬🐳🐬🐳🐬🐳🐬🐳🐬🐳🐬🐳🐬

[IGN @IGN]

The name of the next Xbox will describe its purpose, according to Phil Spencer. https://t.co/xaHCn8lvry

[Amanda @CamdylM]

I just don't think it's possible . Hey @YouTube @SusanWojcicki here's a simple solution whatever your going to do just do the opposite , could just luck out and get it bit just tolerated , or okay ,possible to get something Liked , crazy I know @FlyingKittyy

[Flyingkitty @FlyingKittyy]

@SusanWojcicki @YouTube Can you guys not make changes that everyone hates for like 5 min

[Amanda @CamdylM]

Imagine doing it all over again , let's get @pewdiepie first to idk 1.1 million ahahaha

[ً @Stugs]

A year old.

[Amanda @CamdylM]

@DARRIONDADON_ I'm guessing not .........