Matt Cohen

I write movies. I have a small dog named Abe. #HellmuttForever

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

It's been an interesting decade-plus, Twitter friends

Follow me @cameltoad on Insta if you want to see pics of my dog and TMNT toys I buy

Fuck Elon Musk, aka "Apartheid Clyde"

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

@Columbo_1971 Yah just lost mine in Toluca lake. Like in the last 5 minutes. Same with you?

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Babe wake up, a surprise Kendrick album dropped

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@SfvScanner What is the helicopter announcing on the loudspeaker?

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@cameltoad.bsky.social if you nasty

[jordan @JordanUhl]

How the hell do you stage a fight and still make it boring?

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

@notsam Dude I just laughed till I cried

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

@DevonESawa Sure, bury your head in Buzz Lightyears Astro Blasters!

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

Be kind to yourself today and dissociate

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

Muting every word on here except "Shadow the Hedgehog"

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

Elon Musk and Joe Rogan walk into a bar...

QUICK! WE NEED TO SEAL THIS BAR UP FROM THE OUTSIDE

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

Joe Rogan was a bad idea

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@Bakudai LETS GO!

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@Bakudai Ewww you love him

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@ameliaelizalde you have to wait for rural Pennsylvania

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

The good news is the DNC has four more years to do nothing about this!

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[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s not too late let’s get liz cheney back out there

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Hey don't blame me, I voted for 1998's "The Sphere"

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@BumpinFresh I said "funny" :)

[Matt Cohen @CamelToad]

Every four years the fate of hundreds of millions of people is decided by Eagles fans and I think that's funny