Camelot Warning Bell

I'm the warning bell. I sound off when bad things happen in Camelot. (RP)

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@darth_sydious #breaksdownsobbing

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@darth_sydious D:

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@darth_sydious Ohhhhhh. I knew you weren't that hideous!

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@darth_sydious Oh. That's unfortunate. I did like your face.

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@darth_sydious And may I say, you've aged terribly. Is that a wig?

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@darth_sydious Nooo!! Did you save me any cake???

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@darth_sydious Lady Sydney, what's going on here?? The minions are telling me it's 2014?!

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@darth_sydious SYDNEY!!

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@OldEmrys Arthur's back???? Where? I need a polish!

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@darth_sydious #grumble Fine. Go fetch them.

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@darth_sydious I told you never to mention that in public!!!

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@darth_sydious Sydneeeeeeeeey.

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@OneHalfDestiny I remember when all your sex partners didn't die - oh wait!

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@FakeInnocent Why don't the people of your kingdom wear shirts?

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@FakeInnocent What is this Smurfs kingdom?

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@darth_sydious You always know the way to my heart.

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@FakeInnocent What is the meaning of this?

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@darth_sydious I, uh, was referring to the kingdom-wide cupcake shortage.

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!

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@darth_sydious #shifts Nothing out of the ordinary. You know, camp things.