Camels Do It FC

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John Pork has posthumously won your Camels Do It goal of the week!

Barack Obama had this to say at his funeral: During his career he was an alcoholic, womanizer, gambler, a tireless party animal, and one of the best strikers in Camels Do It History. A best fucking friend to all

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We finally did it! Elite division has been achieved in EA FC 2026!
#CamelsWontStopDoingIt

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John Pork has won the Camels Do It© goal of the week!

John Pork had this to say: “The team obviously belongs to the gaffer and the club obviously belongs to Mr. Camel, but the skies? The skies belong to me.”

Owner Humphrey T. Camel was not available for comment.

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The Camels have acquired a world-renowned striker at what many believe to be a discount price. Overlooked by many teams because of his asthma, the Camels truly believe he. can. Do It. The Camels officially announce the acquisition of Carlton Ulysses Wheezer.

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The release of Dobby has sent shockwaves through the football world. Could this mean a return for Camels Do It hall of famer Seymour?

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After scoring his first goal DOBBY is a Free Elf.

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Lord Farquad has won the Camels Do It© goal of the week!

When made aware of the award he had this to say:“It was all about the assist from Mr. Burrito. I just put the ball where it belonged.” Danny Burrito in response had this to say: “God is real, and we’re going to kill him.”

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Camels Do It, undaunted by odds, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, have reached Division One by their prowess and by their devotion. Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world, We are still masters of our fate. We still are captain of our souls.

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The Pork to Beef connection was sizzling in Jeff Beefs debut. The fans could be heard miles from the park chanting “good grief give it to beef.”

Final Score

Camels Do It : 3
La Familia : 2

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🚨 Transfer Portal Alert 🚨

As part of a Saudi mega deal the Camels have acquired stud striker Jeff Beef from Good God Almighty. Ready to call Do It Stadium his home he had this to say when made aware of the deal: “I’m a diamond I thrive under pressure.”

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Simon Harding has won the fan vote for Camels Do It© goal of the week.

Simon Harding had this to say when informed: “I will be celebrating by eating a lot of taco bell for lunch. I specifically plan on trying a cheese quesadilla with potatoes added for the first time.”

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The camels have clinched their place in the second division thanks to a timely hat trick from leading club goal scorer, John Pork. When asked about the impact Pork has had on the club, Star Defender/Midfielder Simon Harding had this to say, “He’s our best f—ing friend.”

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John Pork’s debut last night had fans in awe. One supporter had this to say:

“Sometimes there’s a man—I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero? But sometimes there a man. And I’m talking about John Pork here, sometimes there’s a man who, well, he’s my best fucking friend.”

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After an abysmal start to the season the lads in purple face relegation. Will the Camels Do It?

Lord Farquad had this to say when asked about the next match: “Look I’m a man of short stature but I’m a big presence on the pitch.”

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The 🐫 Camels 🐫 are back in action tonight. They find themselves 61-20-51 this year. The new season is young and bright but not as young and bright as Simon Harding who had this to say: “I’m excited.” He showed no visible emotion.

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The CAMELS are back in action tonight facing off against PBC FC.

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The Boys are back in Do It Action tonight the starting 11 feature Krispy Kreme, Ice Spice, Danny Burrito, Seymour PP and the man the myth the legend the most important man on the pitch day and night a god among infants but the same size as a baby Spearmint 6mg

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Hat Trick Hero, There’s Butthole in His Eye. -BEAN

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A late start to the season won’t slow down the boys in purple as the Camels look towards promotion from league 5. All eyes are on Fhrts McShiaski,Tripod, and Danny Burrito as the season kicks off.

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The Camels have heeded the Camel Call©. We have installed a new JUMBOtron at Do It Stadium. For every clean sheet we’re giving out JUMBO shrimp at the game.

This our keeper Seymour he eats only #shrimp: