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@laozhouhengmei 老周啊老周，你越来越堕落了，你说这种话跟小粉红让批评政府的人滚出中国有什么区别？

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@Whatlimbo 谷歌不是买云空间送模型吗，我都是为了YouTube会员才充的谷歌，模型就顺便用用

[Manan S. Bhatt @mananbhattnavy]

During WW II, a man was arrested in London for calling Winston Churchill, the then PM of UK, a fool.

The next day in the House of Commons, the opposition members were ready to roast the government for this. "Are we living in a police state", they shouted, "Where we cannot call the PM a fool"?

Churchill's reply was disarming, “The man was not arrested for calling the Prime Minister a fool", he said, "but for letting out a State Secret at a time of war".

[迷思拆解_Panda🐼🐼 @andy88988696]

有个勇士，
一直很想摸王后的胸部。

他把这件事告诉国王的顾问。

顾问想了一下：

「我可以帮你。」

「一千枚金币。」

勇士立刻答应。

隔天，

顾问偷偷在王后的衣服里
撒了一种奇痒无比的粉。

没多久，
王后痒到受不了。

顾问立刻向国王禀报：

「陛下，我知道怎么治。」

「只有这位勇士的口水有效。」

「而且必须涂在患处四个小时。」

国王马上把勇士叫来。

四个小时后，

王后不痒了。

勇士也心满意足地走出房间。

顾问伸出手：

「一千枚金币。」

勇士笑了。

「不给。」

「反正你也不敢告诉国王。」

顾问看了他一眼。

什么都没说。

隔天，

他把剩下整包痒粉，

全部倒进国王的内裤里。

没多久，

侍卫急急忙忙跑来：

「勇士大人！」

「国王紧急召见！」

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

I stayed at the Ritz hotel in London, and took a card from a phone box on Oxford st, offering sordid sex and other pleasures.

Back at the hotel, I rang the number.

A lady with a silky voice asked if she could be of any help.

I said, "I'd like a blow job, a straight shag, then doggie style, mild bondage, a few minutes of anal, and finish off with a tit wank, is that ok?

"The lady replied, "Sounds like fun, sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!..

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@Mariyaaa_26 这不是GPT吧？看着像DeepSeek

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@central01000011 你简直是个天才

[grok @central01000011]

Can I buy life insurance in someone else's name, like shorting them personally?

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Junior scholars: "I feel awkward citing myself"

Senior scholars: "as I cleverly argued (1988; 1991), admirably reiterated (1993; 1995; 1996); and handsomely concluded (2001; 2004; 2007)..."

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@tangadigozanka 原神牛逼！

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@Llkj938809 @easytechparadox 为什么没有两个日本？

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@y_llrq 太瘦了，说实话还是原来好看

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@Janice_fdz 这是好事啊

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@MikaBuwan 不行

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@Stephani1055844 我去，住这里不会恶心吗

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@lxhanu 加油👏

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@sumiin22 我去，我也有个一样的，但是已经生锈掉漆了

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@rshereme 唉，这些俄国的混蛋，战争早点结束吧

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@CrazyVibes_1 尽量不要在人最多的时候去旅游，这样会好很多

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@A66Trent0903 @Justice53_07_27 @xi_xiaoru20956 这才是笑话，你以为是英国善心大发，契约精神上头，突然想起来归还了？