Cam Holliday

I will not eat the booty like groceries

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

40% of fatherhood is walking around the house, turning off lights.

[Full Mount MMA @MMAFullMount]

😳🧐 DC calls Josh Hokit's gimmicks 'lame as f*ck' and says that he 'absolutely hated' the comment about Michelle Obama:

"It was completely uncalled for. Josh has been to my gym and he wasn't doing the whole character thing. He's just a normal dude, he's a good fighter and a great athele...

It was an unnecessary shot on her. That's the type of statement that divides. I absolutely hated that.

He needs to do better. There was no gain in Josh Hokit doing that. It was digusting. Get it together dude."

🎥 @dc_mma / YouTube

[Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub]

Sounds like someone doesn’t know ball. Terrible take.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Tuesday, scratch your balls and sniff your fingers……You need the full Patua of life!

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Israel, it’s not you, it’s U.S.

Just kidding, it’s you.

- American public

[Cam Holliday @CameronHolliday]

@MLFootball @TomBrady He needs to be stopped with those shorts

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Republicans are in charge because we promised:

to Make America Healthy Again.
to start No New Wars,
to put people above corporations,
to put America above foreign countries,
to release the Epstein files,
to not spy on citizens,
to eliminate fraud,

what the hell happened?!

[Cade Thompson @Cade4ISU]

Sometimes all of them

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: Me and the SpaceX lunch lady when she becomes a millionaire after the IPO.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Thomas Massie says the conspiracy theorists were right again about Section 224 of the NDAA, which he says will merge the United States military with the IDF.

Massie says the provision is treasonous and warns that it will force the United States to compromise its own security for Benjamin Netanyahu's demands.

"The difference between a conspiracy theory in Washington has been reduced from six months to six days."

[Cam Holliday @CameronHolliday]

One cool birdie and you’re hooked for life

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

it took lebron like two seconds to be good at this sport lol just a freak athlete

[Cam Holliday @CameronHolliday]

Underrated adult activity,Bike rides.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The Pentagon has raised its assessment of an Israeli espionage threat against the United States to its highest level, per Al Jazeera

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

It’s Friday. Another week gone, and another 40 million of your hard earned tax dollars were sent to the Taliban.

In fact government does this every week.

Pass the no Tax Dollars for Terrorist Act, and end this humiliation ritual.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The level of skill required for the U.S. Coast Guard to safely navigate out of Depoe Bay, Oregon is genuinely insane

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Do you remember the Brink! movie?