Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又

When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Lol at bud lights marketing team.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

I’m ready for the holidays to be over with.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

If you ain’t listening to this band already then fuck you. Shit slaps.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Favorite song off this album for sure. Shit slaps harder than will smith at the Oscars.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Drunk driving is only legal on golf courses. I said what I said.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

My wife talking to our dog: I don’t deserve the disrespect you’ve showed me today. And by that I mean I won’t be your mom anymore. I will kill myself” And then she cuddles him. So I don’t think she knows what she’s doing.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Just had the best night staying at home playing Mario party with my wife. Only thing missing is our little bean. He’s still baking for approximately 2 months.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

If Kristen Stewart can get an acting role in multiple movies, I can basically do anything.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Well. I have an Xbox now. Rip my 16 year old PS3.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Went and played disc golf 2 days in a row. Everything went all normal. I come home with groceries and roll my ankle in the yard.. wtf.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Listen for only having played disc golf twice and sinking a shot from 150 feet away as a joke, I’m not too upset with myself. Also cut my score in half from the first 18 holes I played so that’s always nice.

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

March 18, 1982
Randy’s final show
Knoxville, Tennessee

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

HBOMax should make a section of all the best action movies and call it the HBOMaxion section

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Things don’t get better, just different.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

I’m not saying I just ate 15 slim Jims but There are for sure 15 empty slim Jim wrappers in a close vicinity to me

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

The album cover drew me in.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Well there went a $500,000 deal. Good call.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Glad I was in the loop on that one guys. (Insert sarcasm)

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

I peed and farted and shidded.

[Bill Nye The Cable Guy 又 @CameronPeavler]

Something has to be going on with rain coats.