Cameron's Pig

We all make mistakes.

[Cameron's Pig @CameronPig]

.@David_Cameron it was a one time thing. Stop texting me.

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Until some news breaks that makes this account relevant again, I'll be enjoying this decidedly unpolitical show at the @freefringefest in Edinburgh.
#edfringe
#edfringe2019
https://t.co/UWfgFr1sqw

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In an effort to avoid getting fucked, I'm going to #VoteLabour

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Is this Trump stuff true or are they just taking the piss?

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I highly recommend supporting this comedy album. Highly DO NOT recommend certain other activities.
https://t.co/Xs32vPfIF5

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I always get someone in trouble when I open my mouth, but consider this comedy record from America. It's quite good.
https://t.co/Xs32vPxk3F

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Some luck. Pre-#Brexit all I wanted was the PM to pull out.

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Looks like somebody finished early again.

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To answer your questions: I happen to be male. Hope that's not too shocking...don't want to overshadow the news that I'm a bloody PIG.

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Conservatives scrapping free school meals?

Not the first time a Tory's left me less than a mouthful.

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Ugh. Just got my ex on Tinder...

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Thanks for making me the number 2 pig sex personality on Twitter.

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It was a long night...

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Flattered, but I thought your leaders preferred horses.

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Nevermind. I found out the process for verification and I'm not doing that again.

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How do I get verified?

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The whole episode left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

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@mickyportrey I was young. It was a dare.

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Cameron likes pork. I prefer sausage.

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I ask that you respect my privacy in this difficult time.