Cameron_Priz

you son of a bitch, I’m in.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

He's in the game 🎮

[SELL THE WHITE SOX @HashTagWhiteSox]

Imagine this #WhiteSox team with this crowd in the playoffs:

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE WALKOFF WHITE SOX @barstoolchicago

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

listening to this on repeat until further notice

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

wait, you mean to tell me that cinco de mayo falls on taco fuckin tuesday

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING! 🇺🇸🇬🇧

[bort @tacobort]

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[𝓜𝓾𝓷𝓲 𝓡𝓪𝓽 🐀 @Dr_DewSweep]

Sergio Garcia is a little bitch.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Cashier: “That’ll be $19.94.”

Me: *pulls out a $50 bill*

Cashier: “I’m so sorry, but we’ve had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?”

Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Sookie Winehouse @SookieWinehouse]

You know.... This really didn't go the way I'd expected.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Scarlett Johnson @scarlett4kids]

“I’m lucky I’m from the best country in the world. We have great dentists there too!”🇺🇸🙌🏽

—America’s darling Jack Hughes

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team