Cashier: “That’ll be $19.94.”
Me: *pulls out a $50 bill*
Cashier: “I’m so sorry, but we’ve had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?”
Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*
I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.