Cam LaMay

yup

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

@VillainWithAK @timlettiero @BarstoolStorrs Straight facts

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Oh my God, Malik Hooker

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.

[Tony Hawkins @Tony_Hawkins15]

We are the first generation to be completely catalogued. Meaning there’s no twitter page for US to look at for our parents at 20 years old. So that being said. If u my kid readin this rn, take out the damn trash. That’d probably make my 40 yr old alcoholic ass happy

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

@Cr3Koro Thank you chief

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

@Cr3Koro Happy 🅱️irthday 🅱️oss how’s it feel to be 9 years old

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

wondering where it all went wrong

[CJ @cj99soccer]

Don't you hate that feeling of your legs hurting and then when you look down you realize that they aren't even there.

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

@Cr3Koro Yes

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

@Cr3Koro You’ve never been shopping in your life

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

@Cr3Koro You are gay

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it.

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

My little brother got a Twitter and this is the first thing he decided to tweet

[KoroCR3W @Cr3Koro]

Life is like a homeless man it doesn't work

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

facts about white people:

-they die after 4 days without ranch
-they can only have sex to "grandma got ran over by a reindeer"
-they are very weak against sharks
-in packs, they are called an ultimate frisbee team

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

Is coral the stupidest animal or the smartest rock

[Erin Palonen (she/her) @PalonenGHS]

One of the darkest days in my career here at GHS. Never forgotten. 💚

[Cam LaMay @Cameron_logic]

@ElliesInsane Shhhh