amuse douche

Chef/Shithead #DTD

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

If you drink jack Daniels you’re a cop

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

What’s up what did i miss

I have nothing to say except that i am so jaded and old man coded that it makes me mad seeing my 21 year old employee having fun when they have to work in the morning like i didn’t do that for 10 years straight

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

This is probably my last tweet on this shithole app but i am so obsessed with red dead redemption and westerns and being a cowboy i could not give a fuck about anything else okay goodbye

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the original multiverse

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Had @djtrackstar at The Biscuit Joint this morning #STL

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Just bought an 8th for $7.
I love legal marijuana

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

I know I’m in my thirties because nothing excites me more than the thought of sitting on my couch and drinking nine diet cokes

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Name a better friend group

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

I love my gf

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

I love unfollowing someone on IG and they end up not following me back. No harm no foul big dawg I’ll see ya around

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

If i was unbelievably rich I’d go to a bar and tip a million dollars

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Hey people that order egg whites at breakfast restaurants: no one fucking likes you

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

I’ll vote for the first president that looks me in the eyes like a man and tells me to get fucked

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Whatever can happen, will happen

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Two for flinching, pussy

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Potentially shots fired at Trump at his rally in PA.

Later in the clip, when he is back on his feet, he has blood on his face.

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

I hope more p*liticians get sh*t

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

Nice lmao

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

2 Celsius and 2 Zyn is peak work performance mode

[amuse douche @Cameronisonfir3]

My own girlfriend just accidentally called me MY DOGS NAME in conversation……….

[COREY SAWFAN666 @SAWFAN666]

IM SICK OF MUCSLE MILK WEN WILL WE GET TIT MILK