cami 🌻🎗️

a refined and enlightened pescatarian (about 90% of the time)

[cami 🌻🎗️ @CamiKarr]

unlike our planet, i’m happy to be another degree hotter 🌎🎓🔥

master’s degree in sustainability solutions ✅#ASUgrad

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[꩜ @adorewordss]

sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches, lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. mountain cliffs. blue skies and rainy days. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats.

[lettuce @the_lettuce_cat]

Partial eclipse as seen through a cheezit

[lili🎐 @li_lingering]

friends do save you. over and over again. i love my friends. i’d be no one without my girls

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

keep my chapstick on me like it's a glock

[Kayla @kaylamellis_]

parking at hospitals should be free and I will die on this hill

the audacity to ask people who are struggling emotionally/physically/mentally to PAY to be in a place where they don’t even want to be in the first place 😠😤

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

call me a tree because I'm feeling extra sappy today

Happy Valentine's Day!

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

not me. if you were a flower id carefully dig you up making sure i didn’t damage your root system & then id pot you up in an appropriately sized planter with a high quality soil mix, set you in my sunniest windowsill & make sure to water you regularly so your soil never dries out

[betty @sluttyesque]

whoever has my voodoo doll can you put aquaphor on her lips

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey come over we’re finding the beauty in everything. yes even in the mundane

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

just bald and evil. like most bald people

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Trick or treat others how they want to be trick or treated

yo this tweet is so fuckin funny. Viral potential for sure. Put this thing on a door mat or a refrigerator magnet. This has got to be one of the top tweets of the year by far. I killed this shit. So good. Thank you!

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

when i say “i got tht dawg in me” , i’m actually talkin abt Mr. Peanutbutter from bojack horseman

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Call me biodegradable because i break down really easily