Millie Timperley

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

*Take a break from bad news*
Here is some completely random but hopefully useful life advice.
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[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

Lastly, a piece of life advice from a 6-year old...

"If nobody asks anyone to play with them, everyone will just be standing around waiting for people to play with them."

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[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Tomorrow is always a new day. But tomorrow will be so much more than that.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

This is what he wrote. I agree with it all

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back and say “go in that room i bet something is in there”

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

I’m Roman. I’m 29 years old; and I still have no idea what I put in each of these… 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Millie Timperley @CamillaTimps]

@NandosUK You did when you cut the carrot cake from the menu 😭

[Steve Jones @ActionPFsteve]

BREAKING NEWS - NICE APPROVES NINTEDANIB FOR NON-IPF PULMONARY FiBROSIS. A real game-changer for thousands of UK patients. Thanks @BTSrespiratory and clinicians for the great collaboration. Now @NICEComms isn’t it time to get rid of the 80/50? Why wait? @ActionPFcharity

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Finally. This is Twitter Admin’s moment. 🙏

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

In case it’s useful, ‘dysania’ is the inability to get out of bed in the morning.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This kid had an old bike with no brakes & he dented a stranger's car. A few days later the car owner surprised the boy with a new bike.
Simple moments of kindness can change lives

[Millie Timperley @CamillaTimps]

@AquaSanaSpa I have been trying to get hold of you to book a spa evening with a voucher, and add on 2 guests! All 3 of us have tried multiple times to call, 30+ minutes on hold (each of us) and no answer is ridiculous. I can’t use the voucher online, how am I expected to book?

[Millie Timperley @CamillaTimps]

@ASOS how do I contact someone regarding a returns query please

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
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[Emmy van Deurzen☀️�� 🌻🌹🌳🐕⭐️🌙 @emmyzen]

Earth, Venus and Jupiter seen from Mars.

[Millie Timperley @CamillaTimps]

@KnealeJ Kneale 😂 congratulations to you both though x

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

The boobs in Bridgerton