"...WHICH IS WHY I, ZARDOZ YOUR GOD, GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE LARP. THE LARP IS GOOD"
"THE LARP IS GOOD!"
"THE THEORY IS EVIL! THE THEORY GIVES KNOWLEDGE AND RUINS THE FUN WITH THE PLAGUE OF THEORYMOGGING. BUT THE LARP IS DUMB AND PURIFIES LEFTTWT. GO FORTH, AND LARP"