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“save the tea-surtles,,,I MEAN THE SEA-TURTLES!!” ~my dad

[claire saffitz hair appreciation @hairsaffitz]

i am simply too stupid for wordle

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

yay!! go Braves!!! THEY DID IT!!! ♥️♥️♥️ congratulations guys! y’all earned it!! ♥️♥️♥️

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

@SpongeBobMemesZ happy birthday ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

the fact that everyone is coming together over social media platforms crashing should tell us something

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

y’all not my Gmail too 😭 how am i gonna forward that email to 10 people before midnight ??

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

Twitter right now

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

Instagram and Facebook down? now Twitter actin up? guess i’ll go looks through my Settings or smthn

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

uh oh @Twitter whatcha doin baby? don’t fail me like Instagram and Facebook

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

my problem is that every security camera i see i think there’s someone actively watching the feed and i feel the need to be the most interesting person in the room

[gentleman loser @precambrianslut]

There are a lot of horrible things that should be erased from my memory but if I could only erase one thing I would pick the polar express (2004)

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

💔

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

just watched some jerk drive across like 30ft of freshly painted white line out of spite :/ #cityworkersdontgetpaidenoughforthis

[Little Debbie @LittleDebbie]

Sigh. It's a two Fudge Rounds kind of day

[:) @CammackAlyssa]

@dog_rates

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Normal people: I left my sunglasses in the car.

Jeep Owners: I Jeeped my Jeepgoggles in the Jeep™

[philinda Ness @SomebodysChlsea]

I can't believe it's over. I can't believe it. It's been such a huge part of my life and it's over, just like that. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I don't know if I'll ever recover. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 #AgentsofSHIELD

[Rena @LauRenaTamara]

These two went from struggling in the field to saving the world 😭😭😭 THE GROWTH #AgentsofSHIELD

[sam @SAPPHlCSAM]

so if daisy is building s.w.o.r.d and it’s already confirmed that sword is apart of the wandavision series does that mean what i think it means #agentsofshield