Cameron

down to clown around. go gators

[Errai @errai]

Going to the zoo in your 30s is like hey it’s my man boa constrictor how you been

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

A while back, Dunkin Donuts used Rob Gronkowski in some ads. But my friend and I had no idea he was a football player, so we thought Dunkin came up with an Original Character named "Gronk" to advertise their energy drink.

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

When the thing that sounds kinda good on the Mexican restaurant menu is called “The Gringo” :/

[Cameron @CammyAlex]

@JeffDarlington Great stuff as always Jeff!

[Cameron @CammyAlex]

they’re perfect

[Alex Golden @AlexGoldenNBA]

Pacers TV had these fans on the broadcast, and she is NOT having it 😂

After he finally stops yapping, she says, “that’s you…what the f*** are you talking about?”

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

hate seeing astronauts having fun up there. floating around tickling each other with a feather. you should be finding a goo that kills all of us

[Cameron @CammyAlex]

Single for the first time in years and just nearly recreated the applebees scene from hall pass

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

[spaniel avenger @nicebigdog]

your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun

[pnorm @paleonormie]

the future is just an endless churn of adapting your consumption habits to whatever venture-capital-backed seller is currently selling at a loss to capture market share

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s always “you are clinically depressed” and never “wow, that’s an impressive number of wikipedia articles to read at 2 am”

[Kaleb @cowboyKal3b]

East TX is part of the south. Anything west of i35 is part of the southwest. Dallas is trapped in a regionless purgatorial void and can never be truly categoried, much like that girl from Divergent (2014)

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

The Pitt but instead of a hospital it’s night shift at a Waffle House