Camp David

Enough tabs open to weather the nuclear winter

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

I would grant #SirhanSirhan parole solely on the fact that he was trying to class up his prison outfit with a paper towel pocket square @danielhberger @MichaelSocolow

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

@JackMac the good news is these fuckheads are always on ashe and do not go to the amazing action on the outer courts which are filled with true tennis people.

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

@MichaelSocolow

[Josh Kraushaar @JoshKraushaar]

Yikes.

WSJ: “Why Syracuse Can’t Attract the Students It Needs to Pay the Bills”

Is the college bubble about to burst? https://t.co/dSlEULqshw

[George E. Pataki @GovernorPataki]

I was Governor of New York on September 11, 2001. The planes did not simply crash into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. They were hijacked and deliberately flown into those buildings by Islamist terrorists.

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

this spec of dirt on my computer monitor made my #day

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Miami is that bad, huh

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

@Osint613 Who knew Jon Leguizamo was at the perp walk...

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

two sweet n lo in your coffee every morning will kill cyclospora

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

From one lifelong closet case to another 🥱

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

I nominate this slam piece to replace platner on the Maine ticket

[Maine Democrats @MaineDems]

Update from Maine Democratic Party Executive Director Devon Murphy-Anderson on the Maine Senate race.

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

@benpiven

[Mish @Mish_K_]

Why is the peak of their cap SO long? 🤣

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

the best thing that happened to me today was that my iphone corrected 'mengele' to 'mingle'

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

does anyone think its a coincidence that the current head of the german army has a striking resemblance to Goebbels?

[Mohamed A. El-Erian @elerianm]

I’m not sure what’s more shocking: the $7 price tag or the fact that the cup was 80% ice.
(When I asked the barista if this was normal, they suggested I order 'light ice' next time.)

[Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes]

This is probably bad timing but I think it’s time we retire “the Knicks.” We got rid of the Redskins and the Indians and Chief Wahoo. Knickerbockers are what the Dutch wore when they stole the island of Manahatta from the Lenape. It’s offensive.

[Islander @AirportIslander]

@kevin_smith45 Classic, he would probably get a standing ovation if him & Melania showed up dressed like that.

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

@mbeinenson @Ford hey you are supposed to press the button on the handle to extend the cord, not yank it like a goof...read the instructions.

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

@GatewayProgNews Will that be a flying junction?

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

@_leeescobedo U r missing Frederic Weis. He is lead bum #1

[Camp David @CampDavidVIP]

Im happy the Knicks won for this reason only.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Date night in Cleveland. Let’s go Cavs…all the way back!

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣